The Official Florida Man Thread!!

[Alamo]

Greasy, naked Florida man covered in blood and peppermint oil busted for burglary

A naked man covered in wheel-bearing grease, peppermint oil, and blood was chased down by police and arrested after burglarizing 2 homes.

www.bizpacreview.com

TLDR:

Police believe that Blake Tokman, 34, was under the influence of unknown substances…

“A lifeguard is what I am!” Tokman shouted.

“You’re lucky you’re not dead, homie,” the homeowner informed the sky-high suspect.

 

[rob63]

Florida man...

OK, I can't take it anymore. I recently had a few in thread interactions with a former member who A: took himself way too seriously, and B: thought that, because his little corner of Florida was affluent and upper crust, that the whole state might be. I do seem to remember a Florida man thread...

www.indianagunowners.com

 

[Alamo]

I searched, but didn't see that thread. I figured there had to be one somewhere

 

[DCR]

Florida Man Birthday Challenge
https://floridamanbirthday.org/

 

[littletommy]

I seem to remember a Florida man thread not long ago. I remember the birthday challenge one too, but it sure seems like we had a straight up Florida man thread.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Updated the thread title, made it a sticky thread. Agree with OP @Alamo how do we not have a Florida Man thread??

Edit: we need some humor...

 

[KellyinAvon]

SSSOOOOOO Florida Man...

Drunk Man Drops His Pants & Exposes Himself To Police While Yelling ‘Where’s My Weapon?’​

Drunk Man Drops His Pants & Exposes Himself To Police While Yelling 'Where's My Weapon?'

A drunk man in Palm Coast, Florida, had an interesting encounter with police last weekend. An encounter that included him pulling his pants down in the

www.outkick.com

 

[Salmonslice]

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna103873

 

[KellyinAvon]

Florida man booted from Hooters before bizarre residential rampage thwarted by armed homeowner: cops

A Florida man was arrested after causing a ruckus at a Hooters and then trying to break into a Cape Coral home, leaving thousands in damages, police say.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Brad69]

I just leave this here.

Married Lee County couple arrested for beastiality; 4 animals seized

LCSO arrested two people for beastiality and filming pornographic images of a person and an animal in sexual activity.

winknews.com

 

[indyblue]

Misleading thread title, I thought it was gonna be about @bobzilla

 

[KellyinAvon]

Florida man allegedly chucks pasta at driver during road rage over 'glaring headlights'​

Florida man allegedly chucks pasta at driver during road rage over 'glaring headlights'

A Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing pasta with pasta sauce out of his passenger window at another driver after becoming frustrated with "glaring headlights."

www.foxnews.com

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Florida man allegedly chucks pasta at driver during road rage over 'glaring headlights'​

Florida man allegedly chucks pasta at driver during road rage over 'glaring headlights'

A Florida man was arrested after allegedly throwing pasta with pasta sauce out of his passenger window at another driver after becoming frustrated with "glaring headlights."

www.foxnews.com

I think people with those annoying burn-your-retinas LED headlights deserve to have pasta thrown at them.