The White House is on lock-down

[Naptown]

Earlier today a distraught man was found attempting to scale the White House fence.

The Secret Service has taken him into custody and is trying to calm him down and get him to return to the Oval Office to finish out his term.

 

[lovemachine]

Booo!

 

[OZZY.40]

Do you really think they would force him to stay?

 

[cosermann]

 

[ultraspec]

I think if it was an option people would PAY him now to leave instead of waiting to see how much more damage he can do.

 

[Mokkie]

To bad they caught him.

 

[.452browning]

Reports have surfaced that he yelled "don't tase me bra! don't tase me!" as he scaled the fence....they then tazed him, he p****d himself, was given new britches and told to get back to work

 

[sharkey]

"BACK" to work?

 

[squirrelhntr]

can you imagine havin that job ??????

 

[.452browning]

"BACK" to work?

yeah you know his normal routine......

supposed to fix the economy from 8-11am......he sleeps till noon

takes lunch from 12-3pm......supposed to do some other stuff to fix country from 3-7pm........he played call of duty while eating cheetos and drinking mountain dew code red. (heard he has went prestige 19 times.)

then after 7pm he relaxes in the abe lincoln room watching Jersey Shore and Teen Mom.

around midnight he decides to play a round of putt putt on white house lawn, then around 2am he goes back inside the white house, gives himself a pep talk and promises that starting tomorrow he will fix this country. he goes to sleep....

next day he wakes up at noon and forgot what happen the previous day due to the payote he picked up from Mt. Vesuvious while tripping with spider monkeys for 2 weeks.

 

[longbow]

I don't think he is having as much fun as he thought.......

 

[LeeStreet]

Earlier today a distraught man was found attempting to scale the White House fence.

The Secret Service has taken him into custody and is trying to calm him down and get him to return to the Oval Office to finish out his term.

Good one. Plus he's going on vacation to Martha's Vinyard for 10 days. This President doesn't give a about US.

 

[walker]

They used nonlethal force to get him off the fence... A checkbook full of fake blank checks...

 

[Naptown]

They used nonlethal force to get him off the fence... A checkbook full of fake blank checks...

It was another credit card application.

 

[femurphy77]

They used nonlethal force to get him off the fence... A checkbook full of fake blank checks...

Nah they just had the mint crank out some more monopoly money.

 

[The Bubba Effect]

yeah you know his normal routine......

supposed to fix the economy from 8-11am......he sleeps till noon

takes lunch from 12-3pm......supposed to do some other stuff to fix country from 3-7pm........he played call of duty while eating cheetos and drinking mountain dew code red. (heard he has went prestige 19 times.)

then after 7pm he relaxes in the abe lincoln room watching Jersey Shore and Teen Mom.

around midnight he decides to play a round of putt putt on white house lawn, then around 2am he goes back inside the white house, gives himself a pep talk and promises that starting tomorrow he will fix this country. he goes to sleep....

next day he wakes up at noon and forgot what happen the previous day due to the payote he picked up from Mt. Vesuvious while tripping with spider monkeys for 2 weeks.

We would be so much better off if that's all the president did. Heck, I'd vote for Obama or any of the Bush clan in 2012 if I knew for a fact they would stick to that exact regimen for the duration of their term.

 

[sepe]

yeah you know his normal routine......

supposed to fix the economy from 8-11am......he sleeps till noon

takes lunch from 12-3pm......supposed to do some other stuff to fix country from 3-7pm........he played call of duty while eating cheetos and drinking mountain dew code red. (heard he has went prestige 19 times.)

then after 7pm he relaxes in the abe lincoln room watching Jersey Shore and Teen Mom.

around midnight he decides to play a round of putt putt on white house lawn, then around 2am he goes back inside the white house, gives himself a pep talk and promises that starting tomorrow he will fix this country. he goes to sleep....

next day he wakes up at noon and forgot what happen the previous day due to the payote he picked up from Mt. Vesuvious while tripping with spider monkeys for 2 weeks.

Sounds like a pretty good job other than the Mountain Dew and you can only prestige 15 times...I'd bet he has all the guns done up in gold camo though.

 

[.452browning]

Sounds like a pretty good job other than the Mountain Dew and you can only prestige 15 times...I'd bet he has all the guns done up in gold camo though.

He is the president. He called the creators of COD and forced them to create extra prestige levels just for him.

 

[chocktaw2]

can you imagine havin that job ??????

No way, with " all the gun packing folks " out there.