Unlike you uncivilized mongrels, my TP lives not in a dispenser, but as loose rolls on top of the toilet tank.
Free range TP. The way God intended.
Unlike you uncivilized mongrels, my TP lives not in a dispenser, but as loose rolls on top of the toilet tank.
I've got to get me some of that free-range TP.Unlike you uncivilized mongrels, my TP lives not in a dispenser, but as loose rolls on top of the toilet tank.
For real though, I have one of those dispensers in the wall, and the previous tenet STOLE THE SPOOL.May your toilets clog, your bowels congest at the sight of victual, and your water overflow. Your barbaric etiquette is the decay of manliness.
Quality post!The picture is proper. Any other method is wrong. Change my mind.
Absolutely, that's the correctThe picture is proper. Any other method is wrong. Change my mind.
There were literally hundreds that came up in an Amazon search, if you are really looking…For real though, I have one of those dispensers in the wall, and the previous tenet STOLE THE SPOOL.
You know how hard it is to find just the spring-loaded spool? That fits? It's impossible!
Sheryl Crow says you only need one square at a time.There’s not enough left on that role for a worst case scenario.
Okay. Say you are in a hurry. You need to clean yourself. The roll is on backwards. And the holder is mounted lower. You keep spinning the ***damn roll but you can’t find the edge! Where’s the ****ing edge! WTF? Instill can’t find…oh. Someone flipped it the wrong way. Spin the other way. There it is.IMO, anyone that spends more than about 5 seconds in their entire lifetime worrying about the orientation of the TP roll, should probably be locked into a padded room without access to anything more dangerous than a plastic spoon.
On the other hand, it does kind of explain the frequent caliber/brand/carry method debates.
We're totally and truly doomed as a species...and it increasingly appears that is a good thing.Okay. Say you are in a hurry. You need to clean yourself. The roll is on backwards. And the holder is mounted lower. You keep spinning the ***damn roll but you can’t find the edge! Where’s the ****ing edge! WTF? Instill can’t find…oh. Someone flipped it the wrong way. Spin the other way. There it is.