Toilet Seats and Women?

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I saw those when I was in China. I don't see how you can get comfortable, do your business, and read a magazine...Oh and most of the rest rooms I was in in China would make your eyes water and take your breath away.

 

[Sylvain]

Welcome your new toilet overlords.

It starts with a toilet and then we know how it ends with machines ...

 

[Sylvain]

I saw those when I was in China. I don't see how you can get comfortable, do your business, and read a magazine...Oh and most of the rest rooms I was in in China would make your eyes water and take your breath away.

I used a few but never for number two.You probably need to wear rain boots for that.

 

[JetGirl]

 

[Sylvain]

I cant believe nobody used this one yet in here --->

 

[JetGirl]

See there?^ Shoulda had the seat down.

 

[metaldog]

You could always put Saran wrap over the toilet bowl & put the seat/lid back down. Great way to start a war though.

 

[Bunnykid68]

If she doesn't want pee on it she should raise it up when she is done, we outnumbered her 3-1. In 43 years I have never fallen in the toilet even at 3 in the morning in the dark. I always check.

 

[churchmouse]

We got one of the Toto soft close seats last year. It keeps you from having to bend down to close the lid to prevent it from slamming. It has brought peace into our 42 years of marriage (well...detente, we still threaten to nuke each other on occasion).

Those are the best. It takes a minute to get used to them and you can injure yourself...just saying.

 

[sharkey]

I need one of them, so I can pee AND poop in the shower

Why does that episode of Seinfeld, where Puddy installs a Dispos-all into Kramer's shower-drain, come to mind?

 

[Caleb]

I used a few but never for number two.You probably need to wear rain boots for that.

...especially for those "runny" days

 

[comanche]

I did the saran wrap trick on my dad way back in high school. wasn't till about 5 years later I remember to ask about it. come to find out my mom sometimes used that bathroom. she wondered what was warming her leg...she knew who did it and didn't say anything to give the satisfaction.

 

[Caleb]

I did the saran wrap trick on my dad way back in high school. wasn't till about 5 years later I remember to ask about it. come to find out my mom sometimes used that bathroom. she wondered what was warming her leg...she knew who did it and didn't say anything to give the satisfaction.

Smart woman

 

[sepe]

I take my leaks and dumps outside so I don't have to hear the seat BS nagging...even when in public.

 

[s-works]

I am sort of tired of hearing about how it is my duty to lower the seat when I am done here. I know to check the seat's status before I go to take a dump. Can't the women involved do the same? Thoughts?

This would be great for an online dating profile.

 

[warthog]

This would be great for an online dating profile.

I did use it for my profile... maybe That's why I still single.

 

[buford t justice]

Saw Sepe down town the other day

 

[Cameramonkey]

Anyone who doesnt look before they sit deserves a wet ass.

Then there is my almost 4yo. She will forget to put the seat down and doesnt seem to mind. WTF? Im standing there saying "um, baby, darling... you need to put the seat down. its MUCH more comfy that way..." and she will say something along the lines of "its OK, I dont care." as she does her business and moves on.

 

[Jomibe]

My girlfriend doesn't complain about the toilet seat anymore.... she learned that the more she complains the more i leave the seat up

Good man.

Same rule at my house.