Told at the Local Gunshop Today

[Bennettjh]

The lifetime LTCH is going away, too!

 

[OkieGirl]

You could always look it up on the internet, except that gun shops are more reliable.

Right! I was reading on the internet that gun shops are supposed to be the 'source of truth' on gun legislation.

 

[OakRiver]

Am I missing something?

Did you lose your wallet?

 

[Cygnus]

Did you lose your wallet?

No. He had it stolen by a state trooper!


(Really INGO? A week for someone to post a reply like this? Really?)

 

[Caleb]

I heard at s bakery that their cake is going to include bacon now...it must be true!

 

[NightFisher]

The bakery thing is true. I heard it too.

 

[tat2clod]

I heard that you can buy it and the ol woman won't care.

 

[Caleb]

I also been told that owning one of those black evil assault rifles will make me irresistible to women...

...must be why we're expecting another one in August....

 

[Bill of Rights]

I also been told that owning one of those black evil assault rifles will make me irresistible to women...

...must be why we're expecting another one in August....

Another what? Rifle or woman?

 

[actaeon277]

Another what? Rifle or woman?

Why "or"?

 

[Mgderf]

Why "or"?

I vote for "and".

 

[Caleb]

Another what? Rifle or woman?

Baby

 

[Bill of Rights]

Why "or"?

Because he said they are expecting another "one".

 

[Bill of Rights]

Baby

Mazel tov, and may God have mercy on your soul.

 

[Caleb]

Mazel tov, and may God have mercy on your soul.

Hasn't killed me yet, but man, the oldest two like to wake up really early.

 

[actaeon277]

Hasn't killed me yet, but man, the oldest two like to wake up really early.

that would kill me.

 

[Bill of Rights]

that would kill me.

Or them....

I'm not serious, of course. Mine liked waking us up early, too. You want to break them of it with a few scary snarls, but then you look at that cherubic face and it all melts away and sounds like,"D'awwww"

Yep. I'm a softie for kids. Proud of it, too.

Blessings,
Bill