Sorry if you heard this one already. But I like it.
[FONT="]True story from a Kansas State Trooper[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on US 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS .[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]to ask if she had any other firearms. She admitted to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she had [/FONT][FONT="]just one more, a .38 special in her purse.
[/FONT][FONT="]I then asked her what was she so afraid of.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]She looked me right in the eye and said, [/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]"Not a damn thing!"[/FONT][FONT="]
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[FONT="]True story from a Kansas State Trooper[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on US 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS .[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.
She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]to ask if she had any other firearms. She admitted to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she had [/FONT][FONT="]just one more, a .38 special in her purse.
[/FONT][FONT="]I then asked her what was she so afraid of.[/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]She looked me right in the eye and said, [/FONT][FONT="]
[/FONT][FONT="]"Not a damn thing!"[/FONT][FONT="]
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