UMBRELLA-WIELDING MAN PROMPTS GUN SCARE AT LOCAL UNIVERSITY

[Jack Burton]

before the discovery was made, a campus-wide text message had been sent to students and staff.
"It said lock down. Barricade where you are. Shelter. Do not move and await further instruction... we didn't even know what was going on," said Jasmine Flores, who is both a student and employee at the university


Umbrella-Wielding Man Prompts Gun Scare at Local University

 

[Excalibur]

Maybe they thought the penguin is attacking.

 

[mrjarrell]

The uber tacticool cretin in his jorts pointin the AK at the innocent man must have been stoked.

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Maybe they thought the penguin is attacking.

 

[eric001]

Maybe it's time to rattle a few Calitards and have a mass umbrella OC event on campus??

 

[pudly]

Not again...

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/legislation-2nd-amendment/294883-man-umbrella-prompts-citywide-manhunt-multi-school-lockdown-olympia-wa.html
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/carry-issues-self-defense/145359-burlington-ma-mall-evacuated-after-umbrella-mistaken-gun.html
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/general-firearms-discussion/140387-suspected-mall-gunman-just-had-umbrella.html

 

[BiscuitNaBasket]

Not again...

https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/legislation-2nd-amendment/294883-man-umbrella-prompts-citywide-manhunt-multi-school-lockdown-olympia-wa.html
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/carry-issues-self-defense/145359-burlington-ma-mall-evacuated-after-umbrella-mistaken-gun.html
https://www.indianagunowners.com/forums/general-firearms-discussion/140387-suspected-mall-gunman-just-had-umbrella.html

So many disruptions of class...you'd think they would have just banned umbrellas by now.

 

[Arthur Dent]

The uber tacticool cretin in his jorts pointin the AK at the innocent man must have been stoked.

The more this happens the more "normal" it will become. Soon this sort of thing won't even make the news.

 

[printcraft]

"It said lock down. Barricade where you are. Shelter. Do not move and await further instruction

**** that noise.

Wait till this come up on the radar for our good buddies in ISIS.....

 

[ViperJock]

/facepalm. How do people get through the day?!?!

 

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Idiocy abounds.

 

[churchmouse]

Idiocy abounds.

The stupidity runs deeper and deeper. It will become ingrained in the sheeple as they are led to slaughter.

 

[Redtbird]

The uber tacticool cretin in his jorts pointin the AK at the innocent man must have been stoked.

And the two guys on his right seem to be pointing their weapons at the photographer.

 

[Valvestate]

Worst part of the article says the guy with the umbrella "caused" the gun scare. No, he had a damn umbrella like anyone else would and some little expletive needs to stop thinking everything long and hard is a deadly weapon.

 

[femurphy77]

Worst part of the article says the guy with the umbrella "caused" the gun scare. No, he had a damn umbrella like anyone else would and some little expletive needs to stop thinking everything long and hard is a deadly weapon.

Heh, heh, heh, heh. . . . .you said long and hard!

 

[ChalupaCabras]

The uber tacticool cretin in his jorts pointin the AK at the innocent man must have been stoked.

Yes ... Excellent, Excellent. SOON our evil plan will be in place, and all of you rabble will be subjugated. BUAHAHAHAHAHA! Nothing makes us smile like opressing the populace! *rubs hands deviously*

Looks like they are establishing a perimiter around the site of the "incident" while the officers on the left search him. Thats what they are supposed to do on those kinds of calls. If you dont like the fact that they need to respond like this, then fix your community so they don't have to do so. You are responsible for how you live, not the cops.

 

[T.Lex]

When umbrellas are outlawed, only outlaws will have dry hair in April showers. And fluffy, with just the right amount of product.

 

[jblomenberg16]

What is great is that it is clear the ground is wet in those photos, so it must have rained recently, hence the dude and his umbrella.

 

[FireBirdDS]

Warning to Mary Poppins...

 

[femurphy77]

What is great is that it is clear the ground is wet in those photos, so it must have rained recently, hence the dude and his umbrella.

Oh now you're just making excuses!!!