Uncle Bill's Offer.....

[Oliver]

I have, what I consider to be, an odd quick story.
A friend and I are a couple of saltwater tank fiends and regularly visit local fish supply stores. ANYway..he and I were recently leaving our local Uncle Bill's pet store and were nearing our car when I hear somebody running up behind us. I turn and steady myself when I see a young girl running toward us. She seems very intent and when she reaches us she reaches up and interlocks her arm around mine and asks for help. I initially become VERY concerned as she seems like she genuinely needs assistance.
Half out of breath, she asks again if I can help her...
me: What's wrong?
her: Can you cosign for me?
me: WHAT?
her: Can you cosign for a dog for me?
instantly removes girl from arm.
me: Are you serious?
her: yeah..it's really cute and I don't have any money.
me: You've got to be kidding me...NO.
her: please please.....
me: No. I turn and start to walk away irritated.
her: I'll give you a couple lap dances!! I'm really good at them. I work at P.T.'s
me: Hell no.
I walked away in disbelief. My friend and I sat back in his car and pondered whether or not that just really happened. Did I just get offered a $20 lap dance for my signature and credit rating for a dog?
Crazy ass girl

 

[EvilBlackGun]

! ! ! !

Some dudes get ALL the luck ! ! !

 

[femurphy77]

Tell her; dance first, if she's good enough then you'll get back to her in a day or two!!

 

[Westside]

Tell her; dance first, if she's good enough then you'll get back to her in a day or two!!

FTW

 

[eldirector]

Sweety, if you were THAT good of a dancer, you could pay cash (all ones, I suppose) for the dog.

 

[DialTone301]

I would have had to evaluate her dancing skills...at least a couple times.

 

[hornadylnl]

Sweety, if you were THAT good of a dancer, you could pay cash (all ones, I suppose) for the dog.

The ones were probably all used on blow.

 

[Scutter01]

What, you didn't want to cosign a credit application for a random stranger in exchange for the chance to cop a feel? What's this world come to?

 

[! twitty]

strange, strange indeed

 

[chocktaw2]

My wife came home with a new dog Aug. 25. What day did this happen? Ritchie is a Boston terrier!

 

[Brandon]

I was at an uncle bills 2 days ago.... only thing i can say that was weird was the old guy following me and my mother around...

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

My wife came home with a new dog Aug. 25. What day did this happen? Ritchie is a Boston terrier!

She often have a lot of ones that are creased lengthwise?

 

[chocktaw2]

She often have a lot of ones that are creased lengthwise?

No Sir, just brand new $100 bills.

 

[public servant]

I'd have done it. Then...in Indiana you have 3 business days to back out of a contract.

 

[Scutter01]

I tried to use a credit card once. Apparently, I...swiped it...wrong. I don't really want to talk about it.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

No Sir, just brand new $100 bills.

Don't reckon you could tell me, um... nevermind.

 

[chocktaw2]

Don't reckon you could tell me, um... nevermind.

Speak up son, what do you want to know?

 

[chocktaw2]

I tried to use a credit card once. Apparently, I...swiped it...wrong. I don't really want to talk about it.

Brings it up, and then, doesn't want to talk about " IT ".

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Speak up son, what do you want to know?

Takin the fifth, man. Actually, I have a 1.75 here, so I'm good.

 

[findingZzero]

My wife came home with a new dog Aug. 25. What day did this happen? Ritchie is a Boston terrier!

Hilarious!