So 11:45 last night some asshat tried to open my living room door. They took off it seems after my kids who were laying on the sofa's jumped up and started yelling someone was at the door. After i secured the kids i called 911 to report it and ask if they would send a car to check out the neighborhood. The dispatcher asked me if i would put my firearm away. I was polite and told her me being armed is not relevant to the situation. I wanted to say ***** someone just tried to break in my house and to please don't shoot the fat guy in his underwear.