Slawburger
Master
The following video idea came to me today. It is a parody of Finding Nemo.
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Close-up of empty store shelf.
Zoom out to many empty shelves.
Store Clerk walks along carrying cardboard carton.
Clerk opens carton and removes the one box of ammo inside.
Clerk places the solitary box of ammo on an otherwise empty set of shelves.
Clerk folds empty carton, places under arm an walks away.
Customer 1 pops head and shoulders around end cap.
Other Customers pop head and shoulders over gondolas and around end caps.
Customer 1 turns head to side, looks at ammo, pauses, then says "Mine" in Finding Nemo seagull voice.
Other Customers chorus with "Mine, Mine, Mine".
Customers pour into aisle and a scrum ensues.
Box of ammo pops out of the dogpile and flies through the air into the hands of one Lone Customer standing to the side.
Lone Customer looks at ammo in hands, pauses, says "Mine" and runs to register.
Other Customers hang heads and sigh.
Pan to Clerk walking along carrying one more box of ammo.
Clerk turns corner into aisle and stops when he sees the Other Customers.
Other Customers chorus with "Mine, Mine, Mine".
Zoom to Clerk with terrified look on face.
Zoom out as Clerk turns to run.
Other Customers start to move as camera fades to black.
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Maybe it is just me but it struck me as a very funny concept that someone needs to turn into a YouTube video. I can hear the Finding Nemo seagull voices in my head whenever I see people staring at a empty ammo shelf.
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Close-up of empty store shelf.
Zoom out to many empty shelves.
Store Clerk walks along carrying cardboard carton.
Clerk opens carton and removes the one box of ammo inside.
Clerk places the solitary box of ammo on an otherwise empty set of shelves.
Clerk folds empty carton, places under arm an walks away.
Customer 1 pops head and shoulders around end cap.
Other Customers pop head and shoulders over gondolas and around end caps.
Customer 1 turns head to side, looks at ammo, pauses, then says "Mine" in Finding Nemo seagull voice.
Other Customers chorus with "Mine, Mine, Mine".
Customers pour into aisle and a scrum ensues.
Box of ammo pops out of the dogpile and flies through the air into the hands of one Lone Customer standing to the side.
Lone Customer looks at ammo in hands, pauses, says "Mine" and runs to register.
Other Customers hang heads and sigh.
Pan to Clerk walking along carrying one more box of ammo.
Clerk turns corner into aisle and stops when he sees the Other Customers.
Other Customers chorus with "Mine, Mine, Mine".
Zoom to Clerk with terrified look on face.
Zoom out as Clerk turns to run.
Other Customers start to move as camera fades to black.
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Maybe it is just me but it struck me as a very funny concept that someone needs to turn into a YouTube video. I can hear the Finding Nemo seagull voices in my head whenever I see people staring at a empty ammo shelf.
