Walmart

[Angie]

Oh my gosh!! At wally world I seen a plus size lady who had all her flesh covered! Then the item I was looking for was exactly where I thought I would find it. All the children were behaving and secured in the cart. Here is the worst part though. I got to the check out and my items rang up at the right price! Also the cashier gave me the right change without having to look at the screen to see what it said!! No daisy dukes to be seen! No man belly hanging out from their shirt.

 

[IndyMonkey]

 

[mrjarrell]

Had almost an identical experience there myself today.

 

[littletommy]

Yeah, but on your way out the door, an octogenarian tried to wrestle you down cause you wouldn't show a receipt, right?

 

[Angie]

Yeah, but on your way out the door, an octogenarian tried to wrestle you down cause you wouldn't show a receipt, right?

How did you know? I didnt see you there.

 

[360]

Come on...fess up. You weren't really at Wal-Mart.

 

[iamaclone45]

At wally world I seen

Maybe you just didn’t look hard enough?

 

[theweakerbrother]

Is Wal-Mart codeword for Target?

 

[Que]

Is Wal-Mart codeword for Target?

You beat me to it!

 

[U.S. Patriot]

If you have no report of cottage cheese thighs, and peanut butter badonky donks. Then please do not post. I like big women, when they let some of there cream puffs, hang out the bottom of their dukes. It's like some creamy coco puffs! Yummy!

 

[Angie]

What if I have pics?

 

[thej27]

When we got a 24hr Walmart a few years ago I quickly learned all of the normal people go there at 2am. Makes me sort of miss the night shift.

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

Oh my gosh!! At wally world I seen a plus size lady who had all her flesh covered! Then the item I was looking for was exactly where I thought I would find it. All the children were behaving and secured in the cart. Here is the worst part though. I got to the check out and my items rang up at the right price! Also the cashier gave me the right change without having to look at the screen to see what it said!! No daisy dukes to be seen! No man belly hanging out from their shirt.

I thought my experience there last week was a bad dream, then I pinched myself and realized " No, I really am in hell."

 

[schafe]

What if I have pics?

You have pics?? Now I'm sure you're jealous of the Daisy Dukes.

 

[Angie]

You have pics?? Now I'm sure you're jealous of the Daisy Dukes.

Any guy that can wear daisy dukes and make them look good deserves to have a picture taken!!

 

[U.S. Patriot]

Any guy that can wear daisy dukes and make them look good deserves to have a picture taken!!

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Luckily I caught it all before it landed on my keyboard. Any Man that wears daisy dukes, needs his sexuality checked! Just saying

 

[baldmax]

If you want to have some fun, visit the Starke Co fair next year. One word.....

SPANDEX.

 

[PatriotPride]

I just got back from the evil that is WalMart. I swear, all the 800 pound people just HAVE to shop there at this time of night...they fill their automatic scooter-carts with enough crap to sink a battleship...and there are only 2 registers open for around 20 people. Why yes, the first thing I want to do when I'm off-duty is to stand in line...in WalMart...for 20 minutes. Did I mention they wheel out the cashiers who look like they were 50 years old during the Depression to work the midnight shift?

If only Target was open 24 hours.

 

[PatriotPride]

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit. Luckily I caught it all before it landed on my keyboard. Any Man that wears daisy dukes, needs his sexuality checked! Just saying

Careful, you might offend those who are pro-gay I'd hate to see you get infacted.

 

[360]

Careful, you might offend those who are pro-gay I'd hate to see you get impacted.