What do you 5 year old girls do at a restaurant?

[buford t justice]

Besides beat up those sissy OCers and take away their guns.

 

[Phase2]

I've seen enough references to 5 year old girls taking handguns. I presume there is a story behind it. Where did it start?

 

[goinggreyfast]

They end up carrying whatever TF (INGO's OC Guru) brought with him that evening.

 

[buford t justice]

I've seen enough references to 5 year old girls taking handguns. I presume there is a story behind it. Where did it start?

IT's apparently an epidemic I see references to it all the time here on INGO.

 

[mmills50]

A cop told an OCer that a 5 year old girl could take his weapon away because *we are not trained in retaining our weapons* I believe it was officer mackey of south bend. It was about 2 months ago

 

[jbombelli]

A cop told an OCer that a 5 year old girl could take his weapon away because *we are not trained in retaining our weapons* I believe it was officer mackey of south bend. It was about 2 months ago

And it's been a good source of mirth ever since.

 

[mmills50]

They steal weapons, listen to Hanna montana, and argue what boy has the most cooties. DUH.
(I'm concerned that my autocorrect knew what a cootie was)

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hey, cooties are serious stuff. Steve Jobs knew to include them in autocorrect.

 

[mmills50]

Bleh ...me hold an Apple product, that would.be like shooting a glock,
Ok I feel dirty even thinking about doing both. I'm going to wash my hands in acid and bleach now

BTW. S&W and Android FTW

 

[littletommy]

And it's been a good source of mirth ever since.

Bless you officer Mackey, wherever you are!
See, who says people on INGO aren't nice to cops?

 

[gunman41mag]

We all know only "LEOS" know how to handle a gun

 

[mmills50]

^^^^ this us why we can't have nice things^^^^

 

[mcolford]

My three year old about got her first pocket knife from me yesterday........ Shes been eyeballing my Glock all evening.... Better keep my guard up, shes advanced for her age.


-MColford

 

[Dyerbill]

This is why I stopped carrying a firearm...........I would rather be robbed than lose my gun to a GIRL

 

[mike8170]

And everyone here needs to remember that those 5 year old girls do get older. For example, my 14 yo daughter latched onto my S&W 686 a few weeks ago, and I haven't seen it since! I wonder what kind of collection she had hidden away from the last 9 years in her room?

 

[femurphy77]

We all know only "LEOS" know how to handle a gun

Have you not learned anything? It's not about handling a gun, it's about how to handle 5 year old girls!!!! DUH!!!!


(OMG, DUH? Man I'm really showing my age now aren't I)



(You are impressed that I know what OMG meant though, aren't you?)

 

[cwillour]

Well, it may be a joke to the rest of the state, but up here it is a serious matter. I think it's in part due to the Pre-Schools issuing TASERs starting at 3.

I will never forget the day I chided my little girl for not brushing her teeth in the morning and got a zap in the back of the knee -- after I got done shaking, I'm certain she could have gotten my piece if only she knew what to look for (the gun identification and confiscation class is part of the pre-K curriculum.)

I sure am glad the LEOs up hear wear those anti-shock skin-suits, otherwise it would be mayhem on the streets.

 

[hopper68]

A little girl swinging hard at shoulder level can drop a full grown man if he is facing her. Hard to yell when your speaking saprano.