What not to do when you are pulled over

[DeadeyeChrista'sdad]

Saw that aXXhole from Maine before. I'm a pretty patient guy, but I bow down to the trooper. He's frickin' Buddha.

 

[360]

One of my favorite YouTube videos of all time:

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_a_Cn56AlA]YouTube - Drunken Dancer Under Police Control[/ame]

 

[tmfinney]

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?

Me: Well, it either for the unlicensed gun under my seat, the kilo of coke in the glove box, the meth lab in the trunk, the underage prostitute in the backseat or the fact that I'm driving a stolen car.

 

[Archbishop]

Saw that aXXhole from Maine before. I'm a pretty patient guy, but I bow down to the trooper. He's frickin' Buddha.

I gotta imagine that it's just so over the top that its funny to the cop. Helps break the monotony of the day. At least that's how I think it would be for me if I was in his shoes.

 

[jclark]

Don't look in my trunk......Ive got 3 lbs. of pot in there.

 

[StarbaseSSD]

Pre- 9/11, in AZ, somewhere about 15 miles north of Nogales, pulled over at a random Border Patrol stop:

Hispanic looking BP Agent: " Sir, are you a US Citizen "?

Old white guy resembling Me, irritated being stopped every day at the same place: " Yes, are you "?

Lesson Learned: It takes more than an hour in 100+ degree weather without shade, to re-pack a dis-assembled Datsun B510.

Dunno how it would go over today...

 

[Tactical Dave]

Pre- 9/11, in AZ, somewhere about 15 miles north of Nogales, pulled over at a random Border Patrol stop:

Hispanic looking BP Agent: " Sir, are you a US Citizen "?

Old white guy resembling Me, irritated being stopped every day at the same place: " Yes, are you "?

Lesson Learned: It takes more than an hour in 100+ degree weather without shade, to re-pack a dis-assembled Datsun B510.

Dunno how it would go over today...

YOU WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[LEO IN TRAINING]

If you have been drinking and driving and get pulled over tear the sticker off the bottle and place it on your forehead, and when the officer ask, Sir Have You Been Drinking?????? Say No Sir Im On The PATCH!!!!!!

 

[Lars]

I suggest not having your own Glock 19 pointed at you.

 

[Benny]

One of my favorite YouTube videos of all time:

YouTube - Drunken Dancer Under Police Control

You a fan of Reno 911?

 

[turnandshoot4]

Hide the drugs.

 

[bankerken]

You'l never get those cuffs on me........P---sy

 

[1032JBT]

You'l never get those cuffs on me........P---sy

I have been told that a few times

 

[Benny]

I have been told that a few times

How'd they end?

 

[1032JBT]

How'd they end?

With the cuffs on..............

 

[Scutter01]

With the cuffs on..............

 

[MoparMan]

With the cuffs on..............

Zip ties are great too!

 

[Indy_Guy_77]

Enforcer: Son, you know why I pulled you over?

Citizen: I don't know, you got a lot C's in High School?

You must know my brothers-in-law?

With the cuffs on..............

On WHOM? The ground?

 

[Tactical Dave]

I have been told that a few times

"You don't have the nad's to taze me"

 

[1032JBT]

Zip ties are great too!

Been there done that......I prefer hinged cuffs

On WHOM? The ground?

Well in most incidents like that the cuffs are applied while said douch nozzle is on the ground.........does that count???

"You don't have the nad's to taze me"

Been told that too..........but they only say that one time