When the cops are at your door.

[hooky]

That's the first thing I thought of. Don't eat the cake. It's for company.

 

[KokomoDave]

McG and hooky, so true. My house we have a samurai sword, Louisville slugger in aluminum that was my daughter's first t-ball bat, a fire extinguisher sized bear spray plus the CZ I carry 24/7. Sure it's a little uncomfortable sleeping in a shoulder holster but the security it provides...

 

[Creedmoor]

Pffft, screw you guys. Chances are it might be my neighbor woman bringing me over a plate of food or 2 days worth of tamales. That door will get answered. If it is PoPo it will get sorted out.

Wait.... You get ****ing tamales?

I gotta talk to my neighbor.

 

[churchmouse]

Thant's OK
"Dave's not here"

Don’t answer the door man even if it’s me.

 

[KokomoDave]

I think the cops followed me here, man.

 

[STEEL CORE]

RING DOORBELL!!!

 

[armalitesheepdog]

What if a cop knocks on another cops door. What a conundrum????
Mexican stand off

 

[Creedmoor]

I think the cops followed me here, man.

Cheech Cheech is that you?

 

[littletommy]

Anybody that knows us, and are welcome to come here, knows to come around to the back of the house, and by the time they get to the back, they are on three different cameras. My dogs know who is supposed to be here, too.

If somebody rings the front doorbell, I automatically know it’s gonna be some ********. Spectrum cable sales dopes apparently can’t read the no soliciting sign directly under the doorbell, I had one of those morons literally running out of my yard and down the street after he beat on the door so hard I thought it was a home invasion.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

What if a cop knocks on another cops door. What a conundrum????
Mexican stand off

I demand a warrant before I let myself in my house and scream at me about curtilage when I trim the bushes. I know I'm only trimming them as a ruse to do an open air sniff for tamales.

 

[littletommy]

I demand a warrant before I let myself in my house and scream at me about curtilage when I trim the bushes. I know I'm only trimming them as a ruse to do an open air sniff for tamales.

Hey, if YOU don’t look out for your rights, who will?

 

[Creedmoor]

I demand a warrant before I let myself in my house and scream at me about curtilage when I trim the bushes. I know I'm only trimming them as a ruse to do an open air sniff for tamales.

1. Do you have title along with riparian rights to trim those bushes?
Answer #2 first.

2. Are those steamed tamales wrapped in corn husks? Because Tamale Lives Matter.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

1. Do you have title along with riparian rights to trim those bushes?
Answer #2 first.

2. Are those steamed tamales wrapped in corn husks? Because Tamale Lives Matter.

Am I being detained?

 

[BugI02]

Hey, if YOU don’t look out for your rights, who will?

Your sparring partner?

 

[The Bubba Effect]

Am I being detained?

You poor misunderstood lambs.

 

[tcecil88]

Wait.... You get ****ing tamales?

I gotta talk to my neighbor.

I just get a crappy attitude from my female neighbor....
And my wife....
And my daughter....
The list goes on...

 

[Creedmoor]

Am I being detained?

Tamales are a articulable reason.

 

[Destro]

Tamales are a articulable reason.

exigent circumstances​

 

[KokomoDave]

Am I being detained?

1) I'm not driving... I'm traveling.

2) I don't answer questions.

3) I have a prescription for that.

 

[Mij]

1) I'm not driving... I'm traveling.

2) I don't answer questions.

3) I have a prescription for that.

Um—-These aren’t my pants