Why guns are better than women

[raggedoutcummins77]

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!!!!

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[Jaredjosh]

Hahaha. +1 for making me laugh.

 

[rdg]

Can't wait to share those with my wife!!! And then the fight started......

 

[goinggreyfast]

Yeah, this one's a real hit on facebook right now.

I gotta find that silencer...

 

[ATOMonkey]

lolz

 

[Bapak2ja]

#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7 - Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6 - Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5 - A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4 - Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3 - A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2 - A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.


And the Number One reason
Why Men Prefer Guns over women.....



#1 - You can buy a silencer for a gun!!!!!!

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I think someone is destined for a divorce.

 

[Pami]

This is old news. Maybe we should put it in the FAQ.

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...0_reasons_why_men_prefer_guns_over_women.html

https://www.indianagunowners.com/fo...p_ten_reasons_men_prefer_guns_over_women.html



And this one is better:

Must we do this again?

*sigh*

Flip side:

Why women prefer guns over men:

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a TWO new 22s.

#9.. Guns don’t care if you put in earplugs because you don’t want to hear them.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell her so, she will not only let you try it out a few times, she will help you find one just like hers to keep for yourself.

#7. Guns don’t snore.

#6. If your gun stops working, you can get a loner.

#5. A gun doesn't nag at you if you take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns are easier to fix.

#3. A gun doesn't care if you gain a few pounds.

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you take it to EVERY SINGLE STORE in the mall. Twice.

#1. You don’t mind one being in your pants 24/7, even when you're bloated.

 

[JetGirl]

And this one is better:

You know I gotta rep that!

 

[Kitty]

JetGirl - priceless!!

 

[Rayne]

I'm going with Pami's and JetGirls post too.

Now where did that neg rep button go for the OP.

 

[JetGirl]

Now where did that neg rep button go for the OP.

I got your back!

Blah blah blah.....



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[PAMom]

We gotta hang together on this one ladies. Good comeback!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

That was cute. I'll let one of you get me a sammich now.

 

[JetGirl]

That was cute. I'll let one of you get me a sammich now.

Ohh! OHH!! Pick me! Pick ME!!
I got JUST the sammich for you... heh

 

[Sylvain]

I dont know about other women, but with the awesome one I have I would say she's far better than any gun I could own.

 

[kjf40]

That was cute. I'll let one of you get me a sammich now.

No offense ladies, but i gotta rep that....LOL

 

[MrsXtremeVel]

Ohh! OHH!! Pick me! Pick ME!!
I got JUST the sammich for you... heh

You go girl!!!

 

[arsenal69]

Very funny and true......

 

[NYFelon]

I dont know about other women, but with the awesome one I have I would say she's far better than any gun I could own.

She's pointing a gun at you right now isn't she?

 

[sgreen3]

I hadnt seen that one before