Why Wedding Dresses Are White

[Wabatuckian]

Got this in my email from Dad...


Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'


Josh <><

 

[Scutter01]

Well, it was nice knowing you, Josh.

 

[sig-sweet]

awmmm,... are you ever gonna get it pal. I'm with Scutter, take care little buddy...........

 

[Bill of Rights]

Got this in my email from Dad...


Son asked his mother the following question:

'Mom, why are wedding dresses white?' The mother looks at her son and replies:

'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says:

'Son, all household appliances come in white.'


Josh <><

Blessings,
Bill

 

[shawkpilot]

Similiar......

Why are womens feet genetically smaller than a mans?

So they can stand closer to the sink.



What do all the women in a battered wife clinic have in common?

They just wouldn't listen.



What's the first thing a woman does when she get home from a battered wife clinic?

The dishes if she's smart.

 

[redneckmedic]

Josh I have no problem Rep'ing you publicly, I think that is funny, because my wife is at work. (as it should be) **looking over both shoulders nervously**

You know why most women don't where watches?
Because all stoves have clocks!

What do you do when you dishwasher breaks down and and quits working?
All bad break downs need Valium and positive reinforcement. So honey here is two pills, a pat on the butt and get back to work sweetie break time is over.

 

[Wabatuckian]

Loading the dishwasher: Getting the old lady drunk.

 

[Integraholic]

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow blower? Give her a shovel.

If a man runs over a woman with his car, who's at fault? The man, of course. What's he doing driving his car in the kitchen?

 

[shawkpilot]

Why don't women fart?

They don't shut their mouths long enough to build up any pressure.

 

[Benny]

OK, I'll play:

 

[Archbishop]

I'm snickering, thinking this thread has come off at the wheels, and waiting for the ladies to join in........
Until then though, carry on it's keeping me amused.

 

[LEaSH]

I'm gunna burn for this.

What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?




You shouldn't have to say anything! You already told her twice already!

 

[TODD1]

simply offensive but awesome im telling my wife these now and all i get is a blank stare and a middle finger lol

 

[spasmo]

Alright. I don't have to put up with this. You have told your LAST JOKE, MISTER!
Josh Smith, you're banned for starting it and for using your real name.
Bill of Rights, you're banned for being a hippy.
shawkpilot, you're banned because your name doesn't make sense.
Integraholic, you're banned for for driving an import.
Bazooka Joe71, you're banned for having a ball polishing avatar.
Lee Ermey as Sgt. Hartman, you're banned for trying to bully a buck private while he's got a rifle pointed at your gut.
redneckmedic, you...you're not banned. You're going to serve as an example. You get to go free so you can spread the word of what's taken place here today. But you don't get off scott-free, my friend. Oh no. Your punishment is that I'm going to make sure your wife sees this thread. Muahahah....muahahahah...MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!

DON'T MESS WITH THE CRAZY LADY!




BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN! BAN!

 

[6birds]

Is that a picture of Susan Powter (Stop the insanity!) before the haircut?

 

[Scutter01]

Is that a picture of Susan Powter (Stop the insanity!) before the haircut?

YouTube - 1984 Apple's Macintosh Commercial

I HIGHLY recommend watching the ad. You'll understand why when you see it.

 

[6birds]

Great Commercial! Had never seen that before. Now i understand my little brothers fascination with Macs... and bottle blonds with big hands.

 

[LEaSH]

Ah ha. Somebody shopped an iPod in that frame.

 

[Wabatuckian]

test...

hmmm... that's odd...

... I can still post...

 

[Scutter01]

Ah ha. Somebody shopped an iPod in that frame.

There was an iPod in that picture?!