Greatestsin
Sharpshooter
And as was stated in comments somewhere, wars have been started over stuff like this.
If the Husband does ANYTHING stupid, it's no one's fault but his own. Who would you blame? The OP? Society? 4chan? Some random person who prank called them? That's like blaming the gun when the BG pulls the trigger.
Agreement is found here. Reps if I could but apparently I've given out too much in the last 24 hours.