And the corollaries: "Fine" and "OK" (or, worse: "K").If a woman says "nothing is wrong" that actually means everything is wrong.
If a woman says, "that's not funny" you'd better not laugh your ass off.
Had a niece in my former wife's family, wife died from cancer in 2007. Anyway, said niece was...a...rough looking. She had a mustache that was epic for a women. I was always afraid of getting her name for Christmas when we drew them. I would have bought her a mustache trimmer and been in big trouble with the family. Still have trouble holding my mouth when I run into her.....I'm sure the younger Ingo'ers can benefit from our many years of wisdom. Give them your best advice. Here's mine...
Never compliment a woman on her mustache...regardless of how majestic it is.
Had a doctor that was missing his right leg. Always wondered about that.Never visit a doctor who's office plants have died.
Great advise...but one should always eat bacon naked.Don't fry bacon naked
I like to live dangerously.Don't fry bacon naked
You never want to learn this the hard way...or even the semi- flaccid way.If she has an apple she has a banana
How do you know he's missing it? Maybe he's glad it's gone?Had a doctor that was missing his right leg. Always wondered about that.
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