Or Cheap Bourbon!Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
Unless you mean it.Never make eye contact while eating a banana.
A blond or brunette may steal your heart but a redhead will take your soul. Redheads have always been my weakness.Let me introduce you to the Mrs.
Obviously not married to a redhead like me...
redhead>>>>>
A variant attributed to Richard Petty I believe: "If the pan ain't dragging in the corners, you're going too slow".If your not living on the edge, your taking up too much space.
Life's too short to drink cheap beer.
Applies until age 50, after which:If you shake it more than twice you're just playing with it
That applied when I was younger, but now only 2 shakes causes a wet leg...If you shake it more than twice you're just playing with it