Would you lick it?

[churchmouse]

Whatever man... You probably live in your mom's basement.

Moms dead. Would be a lot cheaper to hang in the basement.

 

[mom45]

Moms dead. Would be a lot cheaper to hang in the basement.

 

[churchmouse]

Just saying.....

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Moms dead. Would be a lot cheaper to hang in the basement.

Relax mom, there are two streams of consciousness going on here at once! you are safe, well.... At least physically.

 

[MAJB Retired]

No poll up yet, but yeah, I'm sure I would have licked it.

You're talking about the cone,...right?

 

[churchmouse]

You're talking about the cone,...right?

I am not gonna touch that pole thing....nope....no way

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

I am not gonna touch that pole thing....nope....no way

I see what you did there.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

I am not gonna touch that pole thing....nope....no way

Those are more tasty in the winter, you know...

 

[mom45]

Relax mom, there are two streams of consciousness going on here at once! you are safe, well.... At least physically.

 

[db1959]

who's licking a pole?

 

[mom45]

Mr. Evilwrench I think.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

View attachment 32928 Everyone knows, you don't lick the POLE!!

 

[mom45]

View attachment 32928 Everyone knows, you don't lick the POLE!!

I'm not sure that Mr. Evilwrench knows that. He says they are tasty...see above.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

I am not gonna touch that pole thing....nope....no way

Those are more tasty in the winter, you know...

who's licking a pole?

Misconceptions arise when you jump in the middle of a thread--context can easily be lost.

 

[MrsGungho]

View attachment 32928 Everyone knows, you don't lick the POLE!!

ummmm

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Oh, I know, I was just trying to trick someone into doing it. I'm a bad person Come spank me now.

 

[Bennettjh]

Ok, since I just read the cashier licking her finger thread and really not believing what I'm reading. I wanted to start a poll on something that happened to me many years ago. I was in my early twenties and had just stopped at a little place just outside of GreenBay Wisconsin. I parked the bike, and decided to get me a bite to eat at this outdoor vending place. Grabbed a sandwich and a drink, sat down on a bench and was enjoying my meal. When this cute brunette wearing this Harley shirt and daisy dukes comes over and starts talking to me about bikes. We chatted for awhile and we started walking toward my bike so she can take a better look at it. She stopped at the vending place and bought hherself an ice cream cone. We stopped and talked for awhile longer and then she hands me the cone and says she'll share it. Ok, this where the poll part kicks in. At this point I pretty much knew where the night was going to end. I grabbed her cone and we shared it. In the morning we shared a Denny's Grand Slam breakfast and she was gone. So, who would've shared this very beautiful lady's cone, or who would've said no thanks, and ran for the nearest hospital for a rabies shot?

Where did it end?

 

[daddyusmaximus]

Didn't want to wade through 12 pages, and didn't see the OP post any photo... but chances are, I'd have licked it.

 

[kjf48197]

In my early 20's I would have licked it, now I am buying my own because I like my ice cream.

 

[You'll shoot your eye out]

Didn't want to wade through 12 pages, and didn't see the OP post any photo... but chances are, I'd have licked it.

Lazy...... Just plain lazy. And you are missing some real good repartee too!