Most that I remember can't be repeated here.
I have the P64's replacement - the P83 WANAD. Bigger and heavier, it's on 'kitchen duty' - tucked away as a home backup.
But despite the above, would you want to rely on one of these as your EDC? (And I know, if it's the only gun you can afford...)
OK....... Give us one. A joke that is! Here, let me start - Why did the Polack woman put her baby up for adoption?
She had been cheating on her husband and didn't think the baby was hers!
I am so offended by these jokes.
You're offended? I'm Dave. Nice to meet you!