When you find canned goods on sale you get as excited as a five year old at Christmas time.
and, you build a 16 ft long, very heavy-duty workbench, with lots of "shelf space" to store those canned goods.
When you find canned goods on sale you get as excited as a five year old at Christmas time.
Omigosh RachelMarie...if you like it brewed in a French Press, you've GOT to come over sometime and let me make you coffee in the Vacuum Pot!
When you are forced to go to walmart with the wife and kids and your first stop is the sporting goods section to see what's on sale that you don't have that you need to stock up on.
When your family rolls their eyes when you tell them your Christmas list and all it consists of is ammo, food storage, MRE's, survival tools, ammo, other "gear", ammo, etc...
When you start using every nook and cranny space to stash Bug Out Gear.
When you use your kids in your drills on Bugging Out or Bugging In.
When you're standing in the check out line at the grocery store and see that the person in front of you found something on your "list" on sale that you didn't see and decide that waiting in line another 15 minutes is worth going and getting it before the zombies buy it all.
When you start buying things like tobacco and alcohol that you would never otherwise buy because it might come in handy to barter and trade with later...
When freeze dried food and MRE's start to become... not that bad.
You know your a survivalist when you run out of soap, so you grab the Dr. Bonner's, finish washing, shampoo your hair, and then brush your teeth, wash the dishes, and then put the Dr. Bonner's away.Well I was in the shower today scrubbing up when i look to the side and see i dont have any soap, so i get out look in the cabnet and see that im completly out so where do i go? To my bug out bag. Well when I went to go finish washing I had to laugh a little because The whole jeff foxworth you know your a redneck thing came to mind. So i thought i would start a little thread about shtf humor.
So here we go.
You know your a survivalist when there is more soap in you 3 day bag then your whole house.
YOu know your a survivalist when you light your smokes with sterno and a swiss fire starter.
You know your a survivalist when you have more food in your bug out room then your pantry.
You know your a survivalist when you know how to make bread, soup, pudding and liquor out of rice.
They may be a little corney but i gave it my best does anyone else have anything?
Would you mind telling my family this? They always try too hard and screw up! Half the time I never even remove gifts from the package, it's easier to re-gift that way. Some say that's rude, but if it's something I'll never use if I live to be 1000........How about when your friends and family don't even need to leave home to buy your Christmas presents. They just fill up a sack full of canned goods, slap on a bow and they know you'll love it.