Your First World Problems

[Waveraider]

My gas powered pressure washer broke, so I borrowed a friends electric pressure washer. It took twice as long to wash my boat.

 

[mom45]

My cat pooped in the corner...but which cat did it? I don't know who to punish!

 

[jamil]

My cat pooped in the corner...but which cat did it? I don't know who to punish!

Punish them both. They're cats.

 

[jbombelli]

I ran out of ice cream cones. I don't want a bowl... I want a damn cone!

 

[jamil]

I ran out of ice cream cones. I don't want a bowl... I want a damn cone!

That would ****ing ruin my day man.

 

[Rusty Shackleford]

Pizza Hut's online ordering was down so I had to pick up the phone and call in my order, ugh.

 

[RugerRog]

My freakin' Central A/C blew , have a HVAC guy coming out tomorrow. Glad it isnt super hot tonight.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I have to debate between buying 4 or 5 bags of wings for this weekends 'buffalo wings' prep for independence day.
It gets worse....
Don't even get me started on my wife asking if I wanted 'frozen patties' or 'raw burger' (that have to then be made into patties) for said shinding.

 

[Bennettjh]

My phone charger is weird. Have to position phone a certain way to charge.

Also, the days are numbered for our dishwasher. It's cleans the dishes mediocre.

 

[target64]

I had to sit on the deck in the shade to supervise some guys doing yard work at my house.

 

[jamil]

My phone charger is weird. Have to position phone a certain way to charge.

Also, the days are numbered for our dishwasher. It's cleans the dishes mediocre.

New one might not be any better. Water saving is not conducive to clean dishes.

 

[Scout]

I was going to hitch up the camper and take off with the family right after work tonight for the holiday weekend. Unfortunately, my wife has an appointment Friday morning, and I have to work Tuesday, with Wednesday and Thursday being normal days off. I am all out of vacation days.

 

[eatsnopaste]

got a rash in my pits after traveling. It was the whores' baths I'm sure.

I always change the water after the first 5.

 

[foszoe]

I moved across a time zone and had to wait over 30 minutes for my watch to update automatically

 

[steve0322]

My phone Bluetooth and car Bluetooth don't always pair right away.

 

[mom45]

My pretzels are stale.

 

[RobbyMaQ]

I have to use fuses for my fireworks display because my electronic ignition system wires have rusted and whatnot over the past 5 years of non-use.

 

[printcraft]

I always change the water after the first 5.

Just add a cup of bleach per 5, skim the top of the water with a fish strainer and you are good.

 

[Speedybruin4]

My wife put my graham cracker inside out on my smore. It just doesn't taste the same..

 

[BehindBlueI's]

My grass needs cut....AGAIN.

C'mon science, you screwed me on the hoverboard thing. Can you at least make me some GMO grass that grows to be about 3" tall and then stops growing? C'mon, science, I mean...C'mon!!!!