Zombie apocalypse!! Everybody run!!

[ViperJock]

All of the zombie invasion stuff is hype. All you have to do is fill your yard with cheese graters. AS the zombies shuffle,they will slowly be grated away and be virtually harmless by the time they get to your door. The only failing of this strategy is if you live too close to the road and you don't seed the road with cheese graters. This also acts as a compost for your heritage garden. Win-Win.

Also, this is clearly a defensive strategy which should help if Bombelli takes you to court over his lost property.

 

[CathyInBlue]

I don't want to eat veggies grown in soil suffused with the zombie virus.

 

[ViperJock]

I don't want to eat veggies grown in soil suffused with the zombie virus.

How to avoid contamination with a zombie compost topsoil:
1. Allow at least 24 hours post grating before touching.
2. Apply plastic Kroger bags to foot wear.
3. Apply a 2" layer of bleach treated charcoal (this can easily be obtained from many burned out homesteads during the breakout)
4. Till the charcoal in with the zombie matter.

That should work.
Otherwise, just get the vaccine before you eat the veggies.

 

[pudly]

jbombelli- You really need to become a site supporter so you can change your title to Zombie Master.

Stop threatening my loyal, hard-working zombie minions.

Hey. I just noticed that you indicated they are hard-working. I need some roofing done. Do you hire out?

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

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[jbombelli]

All of the zombie invasion stuff is hype. All you have to do is fill your yard with cheese graters. AS the zombies shuffle,they will slowly be grated away and be virtually harmless by the time they get to your door. The only failing of this strategy is if you live too close to the road and you don't seed the road with cheese graters. This also acts as a compost for your heritage garden. Win-Win.

Also, this is clearly a defensive strategy which should help if Bombelli takes you to court over his lost property.

Yeah, you don't want to take this to court.