As a rider to this proposed legislation, I heard that all Golden Corrals were being mandated to installing scales AND back scanner machines, to he manned and administered by the TSA.
All customers entering the establishment WILL be weighed prior to bellying up to the bar and charged upon leaving according to the difference.
The BS machines are to ensure that overtly skinny people aren't sneaking food to the obese.
Customers are allowed to opt out of the scales and scanners, however they will be taken to the side and searched.
SCOTUS has pre-approved this and stated they will hear no constitutional arguements about unlawful search and seizure as the Framers had no idea that there would be 'all you can eat' establishments in the 21st Century.
After all,,,,it's for our safety. Think of your children!
All customers entering the establishment WILL be weighed prior to bellying up to the bar and charged upon leaving according to the difference.
The BS machines are to ensure that overtly skinny people aren't sneaking food to the obese.
Customers are allowed to opt out of the scales and scanners, however they will be taken to the side and searched.
SCOTUS has pre-approved this and stated they will hear no constitutional arguements about unlawful search and seizure as the Framers had no idea that there would be 'all you can eat' establishments in the 21st Century.
After all,,,,it's for our safety. Think of your children!
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