Divorce Party at BK's....All Winter Long

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  • mom45

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    Not to worry mom, SkullDaddy's Midget Stripper Emporium is now offering personal body guards. We can have two of our best ninja midget body guards protect you against a wide variety of would be wrongdoers! So drink in confidence, we not only have your back, we'll bleach and wax it for ya to!! Call now!

    I might consider some waxing services but I will pass on the bleach, thank you very much. I might need a couple of extra midget guards in case they start sampling the shine too. It is nice to not have to drink alone after all.
     

    Mr Evilwrench

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    Are you bringing shine with that backhoe? That would be kewl. There's a good place in my neighborhood for a still, right next to the creek and all.

    Hey, SD, I could send you a pic if you have some wall left. I'll vanquish as many midgets as necessary.
     

    Mr Evilwrench

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    She's kinda cute. I'm all married and stuff now, but I could've vanquished her repeatedly. I'd've vanquished the heck out of her.
     

    mom45

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    Are you bringing shine with that backhoe? That would be kewl. There's a good place in my neighborhood for a still, right next to the creek and all.

    Hey, SD, I could send you a pic if you have some wall left. I'll vanquish as many midgets as necessary.

    It would haul a lot in the big ole bucket. Hmmmmm
     

    Roadie

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    Not to worry mom, SkullDaddy's Midget Stripper Emporium is now offering personal body guards. We can have two of our best ninja midget body guards protect you against a wide variety of would be wrongdoers! So drink in confidence, we not only have your back, we'll bleach and wax it for ya to!! Call now!

    Midget strippers
    Armed guards
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    DejaVu Showclub, Detroit Michigan

    Don't ask me how I know *shudder*
     

    LANShark42

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    This is not something I can congratulate you and rock out on. I just can't do that. I AM glad you're out of a relationship you were unhappy in. I know not all divorces are a bad thing. I wish you nothing but the best. If you ever want to talk or just go to Red Brush and shoot some, send me a PM and I'll give you my number. If you are looking for a place, my new wife has a 5 acres on a lake a little north of Boonville that has a range out back. It will be for sale in about a month.
     

    Bunnykid68

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    This is not something I can congratulate you and rock out on. I just can't do that. I AM glad you're out of a relationship you were unhappy in. I know not all divorces are a bad thing. I wish you nothing but the best. If you ever want to talk or just go to Red Brush and shoot some, send me a PM and I'll give you my number. If you are looking for a place, my new wife has a 5 acres on a lake a little north of Boonville that has a range out back. It will be for sale in about a month.

    Thank you sir. Wish I could afford a new place.
     

    mom45

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    Glad to hear things are moving along smoothly. Divorce is never fun or easy, but mutual agreement can sure make it better.
     
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