Divorce Party at BK's....All Winter Long

[mom45]

Hey now, this isnt a selling tractors thread

I had to respond to the question! LOL!

Ok...back to the divorce party! I'll bring some shine when I drive the tractor down. Might take a few days to get there.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

This is why I love INGO

Yup, never know when a thread might make that turn. At least it's selling tractors and not anal bleaching by midget strippers! . . But since we brought it up. . .

 

[mom45]

Yup, never know when a thread might make that turn. At least it's selling tractors and not anal bleaching by midget strippers! . . But since we brought it up. . .

That could liven up the party, Dad!

 

[hooky]

Meet you at the Show-Me's in Terre Haute? I'll buy the first round.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

That could liven up the party, Dad!

Yup, mom's shine, divorce party, anal bleaching by midget strippers, drunken rabbits! Sounds like a good time to me. And great deals on farm equipment!!!!!

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

Yup, mom's shine, divorce party, anal bleaching by midget strippers, drunken rabbits! Sounds like a good time to me. And great deals on farm equipment!!!!!

Reminds me of my childhood, back before dad hit it rich and we moved up to a double-wide.

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Hey, if you're driving it that far, drop it off here and I'll give you a ride, then I'll take you wherever you want to go.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

Reminds me of my childhood, back before dad hit it rich and we moved up to a double-wide.

You guys had a DOUBLE-WIDE!!! You might be a redneck if everyone in your family goes to the richest relatives house to take the wheels off of it!!

 

[remauto1187]

Dirt doesn't really matter when small children aren't involved. Unfortunately there isn't an idiot clause in most divorce proceedings.

Contrare mofrare.... Its easy as pie. It goes a lil something like this.... "Honey, I am keeping the lawnmower, the house, my gun collection. You get the clothes in the house that are female clothes and those ugly ass dishes you have. If you dont agree with this and put up a fight I am going to report your tax evasion to the IRS, or your other illegal activity which can proven"...... And I had absolutely nothing to do with "your" illegal activities and can prove it.

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

You guys had a DOUBLE-WIDE!!! You might be a redneck if everyone in your family goes to the richest relatives house to take the wheels off of it!!

It was a proud day for sure...right up there with the day grandma finally got her tattoos paid off.

 

[mom45]

Hey, if you're driving it that far, drop it off here and I'll give you a ride, then I'll take you wherever you want to go.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

It was a proud day for sure...right up there with the day grandma finally got her tattoos paid off.

I do remember you mentioning that. I believe it was about 3 month after grandma got out of prison! Bless her little horse stealing heart.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Meet you at the Show-Me's in Terre Haute? I'll buy the first round.

Sounds like a plan

 

[Bunnykid68]

This thread is definitely delivering better than I anticipated

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

As long as you understand what you've read...

 

[mom45]

As long as you understand what you've read...

I think I do now!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

gotta be careful with people like me.

 

[mom45]

gotta be careful with people like me.

I will have to keep my wits about me when sampling the shine in certain company.

 

[SkullDaddy.45]

I will have to keep my wits about me when sampling the shine in certain company.

Not to worry mom, SkullDaddy's Midget Stripper Emporium is now offering personal body guards. We can have two of our best ninja midget body guards protect you against a wide variety of would be wrongdoers! So drink in confidence, we not only have your back, we'll bleach and wax it for ya to!! Call now!

 

[Mr Evilwrench]

Only two midgets? I could easily overcome more than that.