Best Gun Quote

[Jack Burton]

My best quote I have ever heard was in response to an anti-gunner who was declaring that without guns there would be no violence. The poster who answered wrote...

This reminds me of my favorite Bible verse in Genesis where Abel asked his brother, Cain, "Cricky, mate, where did you get that Glock?"

 

[Jack Burton]

Blessed be the LORD, my rock, Who trains my hands for war, And my fingers for battle;

---------Psalm 144:1

 

[sullivmt2015]

pretty sure everyone is looking at me wondering what I'm laughing at...I especially like the shooting range story with the AR! hilarious

 

[Jack Burton]

One of the best from My Cousin Vinny... not a pro-gun quote but still funny as can be...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBL0q707fAg

 

[GONZO!!!]

I almost spit my coffee across the table looking at the Home Boy Sights...now, if I can only get those installed on that Glock Fowty with the iPhone docking station I'd be in heaven

GONZO !!!

 

[GlockWielder]

"Get off my lawn!" - Clint Eastwood

"Bang on it till it works" - Clint Smith

"If you are a pacifist you won't be one for long because you'll either be dead or you'll do something about it" - Unknown

"Shoot what you have until there is nothing left to shoot" - Clint Smith

"Some people say, 'Well, it's only a 9mm, you won't do anything'. Once I put two through your heart and one through your head you won't be able to tell the difference." - Navy Seal

"All that is required for evil to succeed is for good men to do nothing." - Thomas Jefferson (I think)

 

[RabbleRouser]

"Suck my fat one, you cheap dime store hood" - Will Wheaton playing Gordie Lachance from Stand By Me


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hLCYkSNpPk

 

[EvilBlackGun]

Gunny is nothinbg more than a trjumped*out fraud, bobble-headed

But one hell of am actor. That's what he's paid to do. Just like Lon Chaney and Jim Nabors. And the Corps is his core, and You can't knock it. He mustered out as E-5 on personal disability unrelated to service connected reasons, and was honorarily brought back in as Gunny. Thirdly, my weapon was an MC-88 and a teletype.

First I am not a Marine! Second I was Artillery, I know the difference between my penis and a gun!

 

[repeter1977]

Was told to clear the AT-4 into a clearing barrel. AT-4s are disposable rockets, can't clear them. I told them if they step behind me and look down the back, ill clear it. Didnt have too many takers. Was also asked if we had reloads for the AT-4 by another person. Once again, explained that they are disposable fire and forget. Makes my head hurt sometimes.

 

[atalon]

I like the one from the TV show Justified where the Marshal Raylan Givens has a bad guy cornered and gives him a warning by pulling a round out of a clip and tosses it at him then saying, "Next one's coming faster."

 

[repeter1977]

I like the one from the TV show Justified where the Marshal Raylan Givens has a bad guy cornered and gives him a warning by pulling a round out of a clip and tosses it at him then saying, "Next one's coming faster."

Hahaha, love that show, so many great quotes, heres another one for you, their Dirty Harry one
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGouKfBXRMg

 

[Classic]

"Don't say it's a fine morning or I'll shoot ya!" G.W Mclintock (John Wayne).

 

[coorslight]

This happened to me about a year ago, I am at the gun club shooting my S&W snubbie 38spec, I was shooting at a target 7 yards away, when a guy walked up to me and said those are nice for up close but not much good past 50 feet. I said really, he said yeah, Ok, as he walked away I reloaded and hit the 12" steel plate hanging at 100 yards 2 out of the 5 shots fired, when he heard it hit the plate he turned, I just looked at him and said, "I can't hit **** at 200 yards.

 

[kc9bpo]

Me: I'm gonna clean the guns now.
Wife: Do you want bacon?

 

[drysdaleg]

"this FN Five seveN shoots the same round as an M-16"
-guy behind the counter @ Bass Pro.

Lmfao

 

[Bunnykid68]

OC is not legal in Indiana

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