If you don't want your car hit by goombas, park in the boonies. It does wonders, plus I can use the exercise.
That's funny. If you ever see a chevy truck sitting in a store parking lot all by its lonesome roughly a qtr mile from the nearest car, come up and say hi. It is probably me. If you see a couple walking from the truck and one is chewing the ear off the other while pointing to closer vacant spots, come up and say hi because that is certainly me.