Open carry a machete in Bloomington

[foszoe]

You forgot a garote.

I cc that in my garter

 

[Cameramonkey]

I cc that in my garter

Amateur. If you were a real man you'd know how to use your stockings as a garotte like me.

 

[Ark]

My apologies to the mods for posting the whole article. Here are some snippets:

I see that in retrospect my presence was the only thing holding Bloomington back from total Haiti-esque anarchy.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Ban machetes for the children.

When I was a child, I played with the machete that Dad brought home from WWII. Even had it and the scabbard affixed to my sissy bar on my bike for awhile.

 

[cosermann]

Was this one behind the paywall?

Man Arested for Intimidation After Brandishing Machete in Bloomington

One can see why it's a tool of choice. $6.99 for an 18" machete is a good deal. With tax it's only $0.41 per inch of blade.

101 uses, not all legal.

 

[bwframe]

Was this one behind the paywall?

Man Arested for Intimidation After Brandishing Machete in Bloomington

One can see why it's a tool of choice. $6.99 for an 18" machete is a good deal. With tax it's only $0.41 per inch of blade.

101 uses, not all legal.

I somehow hooked and reeled in one of these cheap 'chette's (rhino term,) while bank fishing last year.

There were a bunch of folks around that seen me. First thing out of everyone's mouth was "murder weapon?"

 

[Cameramonkey]

I somehow hooked and reeled in one of these cheap 'chette's (rhino term,) while bank fishing last year.

There were a bunch of folks around that seen me. First thing out of everyone's mouth was "murder weapon?"

I told you not to fish where you throw your evidence.

 

[Creedmoor]

When I was a child, I played with the machete that Dad brought home from WWII. Even had it and the scabbard affixed to my sissy bar on my bike for awhile.

My older brother had one of our Guncles bolo's

 

[jaymark6655]

Amateur. If you were a real man you'd know how to use your stockings as a garotte like me.

550 cord gstring, key is to be able to take them off without dropping your pants.

 

[Cameramonkey]

550 cord gstring, key is to be able to take them off without dropping your pants.

Pants? Who wears pants? This is INGO.

 

[Wabatuckian]

I've thought about getting one of these things. Might just strap it on to mess with people

Reapr 11005 Meridius 25" Full Tang Sword

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I went to Walmart once wearing a Ka-Bar. I'd come from fishing in the Wabash River, and I carry a big knife to dispatch any invasive species I might catch. Didn't think you take it off.

A couple punk kids came up and asked me what I'd do if they took it off me and used it on me. A couple responses crept into my head, but they didn't seem to be inclined to start anything physical, so I stepped around them and continued on my way.

I used to wonder if they ever figured out how close they were to getting shot.

 

[DoggyDaddy]

550 cord gstring, key is to be able to take them off without dropping your pants.

You mean like how chicks can take their bras off without taking off their shirts? That's always fascinated me.

 

[Creedmoor]

I've thought about getting one of these things. Might just strap it on to mess with people

Reapr 11005 Meridius 25" Full Tang Sword

Big R is the top merchant for your home, farm, and ranch. We supply pet, clothing, footwear, sporting goods, hardware, automotive and more. Almost Anything, Big R's Got It!

bigronline.com

I went to Walmart once wearing a Ka-Bar. I'd come from fishing in the Wabash River, and I carry a big knife to dispatch any invasive species I might catch. Didn't think you take it off.

A couple punk kids came up and asked me what I'd do if they took it off me and used it on me. A couple responses crept into my head, but they didn't seem to be inclined to start anything physical, so I stepped around them and continued on my way.

I used to wonder if they ever figured out how close they were to getting shot.

I again would have responded with, well boys dont bring a knife to a gun fight.

 

[Ark]

I've thought about getting one of these things. Might just strap it on to mess with people

Reapr 11005 Meridius 25" Full Tang Sword

Big R is the top merchant for your home, farm, and ranch. We supply pet, clothing, footwear, sporting goods, hardware, automotive and more. Almost Anything, Big R's Got It!

bigronline.com

I went to Walmart once wearing a Ka-Bar. I'd come from fishing in the Wabash River, and I carry a big knife to dispatch any invasive species I might catch. Didn't think you take it off.

A couple punk kids came up and asked me what I'd do if they took it off me and used it on me. A couple responses crept into my head, but they didn't seem to be inclined to start anything physical, so I stepped around them and continued on my way.

I used to wonder if they ever figured out how close they were to getting shot.

I do like to believe the gladius still has yet to score its final human KIA

 

[actaeon277]

Pants? Who wears pants? This is INGO.

You can't just say it like that.


THIS
IS
INGO!

 

[bobjones223]

I've thought about getting one of these things. Might just strap it on to mess with people

Reapr 11005 Meridius 25" Full Tang Sword

Big R is the top merchant for your home, farm, and ranch. We supply pet, clothing, footwear, sporting goods, hardware, automotive and more. Almost Anything, Big R's Got It!

bigronline.com

I went to Walmart once wearing a Ka-Bar. I'd come from fishing in the Wabash River, and I carry a big knife to dispatch any invasive species I might catch. Didn't think you take it off.

A couple punk kids came up and asked me what I'd do if they took it off me and used it on me. A couple responses crept into my head, but they didn't seem to be inclined to start anything physical, so I stepped around them and continued on my way.

I used to wonder if they ever figured out how close they were to getting shot.

Walk around and if you get any funny looks just say "This is SPARTA!"