Pulled over while armed, pile of rifles, cooler full of squirrel & bloody pants

[Joniki]

I wish the guy that wrote me had made his before he stopped me.

Karma..... lol

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Karma..... lol

If you believe in that kind of thing.

 

[KellyinAvon]

Post #23 and no one has asked, "When did you realize your wallet was missing?"

 

[Goodcat]

Post #23 and no one has asked, "When did you realize your wallet was missing?"

Haha! I think that's Officer Maxey territory. I'm sure my OC would have been confiscated if I would have been pulled over by a 6 year old girl.

 

[oldpink]

Check your squirrel hunter privilege, oppressor.

 

[patience0830]

Check your squirrel hunter privilege, oppressor.

Unequivocally guilty of squirrel hunter privilege here.

 

[Expat]

I suddenly feel like my tax money has been wasted...

 

[SEIndSAM]

I suddenly feel like my tax money has been wasted...

Perhaps the Officer had already reached his monthly curb stomping quota???

 

[Expat]

Perhaps the Officer had already reached his monthly curb stomping quota???

They need to let them carry them over to the next month... people will become scofflaws with this laxity going on...

 

[T.Lex]

I learned on INGO that failure to enforce laws was treason.

 

[bb37]

They need to let them carry them over to the next month... people will become scofflaws with this laxity going on...

Maybe Frank can help with this...Where does an ISP trooper find a curb along an interstate highway? Most don't have curbs, at least, not out in the country. Just berms littered with pop bottles, cigarette butts, McDonald's wrappers, beer cans, meth cookers, used needles, used condoms, etc. To say nothing of the road kill. I can't imagine that any self-respecting police officer would want to soil his finely-polished jack boots along the berms of our highways.

 

[miguel]

Maybe Frank can help with this...Where does an ISP trooper find a curb along an interstate highway? Most don't have curbs, at least, not out in the country. Just berms littered with pop bottles, cigarette butts, McDonald's wrappers, beer cans, meth cookers, used needles, used condoms, etc. To say nothing of the road kill. I can't imagine that any self-respecting police officer would want to soil his finely-polished jack boots along the berms of our highways.

In a pinch can they use the bumpy things on the edge of the lane that keeps truckers awake if they start driving on the shoulder? Not real deep, but it does have an edge...

 

[SEIndSAM]

My company makes 4" x 5" parking blocks....Maybe the ISP should buy one for each car, then you have a nice portable curb....Plus, they are plastic, the blood will hose right off.....

 

[Expat]

My company makes 4" x 5" parking blocks....Maybe the ISP should buy one for each car, then you have a nice portable curb....Plus, they are plastic, the blood will hose right off.....

I can see quite a market developing for something like that.

 

[SEIndSAM]

I can see quite a market developing for something like that.

Well, there is no sense having ISP miss out on the fun the IMPD has....

 

[LockStocksAndBarrel]

I can see quite a market developing for something like that.

Guardian Rubber Modular Curb Ramp 23-1/2" W x 4" H | Discount Ramps

 

[thunderchicken]

Lol. Too bad I don't/can't wear skinny jeans or grow a sweet beard.

Frank. Dammit man my first response sent cheerios through my nose and then when that image popped into my head I may have puked a little...too bad it will always haunt me..heck I'm not sure I will ever be able to look you in the eye again.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

Frank. Dammit man my first response sent cheerios through my nose and then when that image popped into my head I may have puked a little...too bad it will always haunt me..heck I'm not sure I will ever be able to look you in the eye again.

Ha. I may just show up at your job in my hipster attire.

 

[thunderchicken]

just remember these phrasea Frank
You're going to need a pool car. And. You're going to need to call someone for a ride. Otherwise I would have to wash my eyes out with bleach or something

 

[inccwchris]

Ha. I may just show up at your job in my hipster attire.

Ive never been more glad you don't know where I work in my life.....