Supreme Court says 2A covers dirks and batons...

[Tactically Fat]

I think they've arrested the mother and will be charging her with murder.

Looks like her injuries were self-inflicted.

 

[Bill of Rights]

But what if you're Chuck Norris?

Then you do not carry a weapon. You ARE the weapon. Think Doomsday Machine, but on a much larger scale.

 

[bingley]

You can't hug a child with nuclear arms!

You can hug a child with a dirk, but how would you explain all of the cuts to DCFS?

If I hug a child with my nuclear arms, the child will become radioactive. Also, it's my triceps that are nuclear. My biceps definition still needs work.

#highschoolphysics