The "I'm Leaving Because ___________" Thread

[Bunnykid68]

She turned me into a newt

 

[EvilBlackGun]

About the sprain:

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
It needs to be massaged. Leaving becuz Bryl-Creme corrodes tin-foil

 

[Bunnykid68]

^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ ^
It needs to be massaged

I am not ready for a pistol whippin from one of them 911s

 

[Roadie]

She turned me into a newt

A newt?!

 

[Bunnykid68]

A newt?!

I got better

 

[Midge]

I got better

200 cool points to these kids!

 

[JimmyR]

Now I'm leaving because I want to watch Monty Python...

 

[paddling_man]

I'm leaving because of the speed goats and butthurt.


Wait...

That's sounds very wrong.

 

[JetGirl]

Reported. Now I am leaving as soon as I get an ice pack for Jetgirls sprain

No worries. I'll make enough off of suing Yeager for tripping over his damn pancake stacks to buy an ice factory.

She turned me into a newt

'Tis the season.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Now I'm leaving because I want to watch Monty Python...

Its only a model

 

[cesna250]

I'm leaving, and it's Bush's fault.

 

[cesna250]

Ok, i missed you guys too much I'm back.

 

[HandK]

I'm leaving because no matter how hard I try I can't get 50 quality posts!!! 45,000 + posts and only eleven Quality posts!!

 

[smitty12b]

I'm leaving because no matter how hard I try I can't get 50 quality posts!!! 45,000 + posts and only eleven Quality posts!!

Yea, 45k "welcome to ingo" posts don't count...newb

 

[donnie1581]

I'm leaving because everyone supports Romney!

 

[churchmouse]

I'm leaving because of the speed goats and butthurt.


Wait...

That's sounds very wrong.

Yup....Now I am leaving. I did not need to have that video put in my mind. I'm out.

 

[eatsnopaste]

I am leaving to go get some uncoiled rice...I'll be back!

 

[findingZzero]

I was gonna leave because I got 0 points for my range report, but since everyone else has left or is leaving, I finally got the whole place to meself, so leaving would be just plain silly. I'm stayin'.

 

[OkieGirl]

Bye Bye, Boys. Have fun storming the castle...


I was gonna leave because there isn't any bacon, but then I realized there is a global bacon shortage coming so I decided to stay and be around people who would understand my devastation.

 

[Bunnykid68]

Bye Bye, Boys. Have fun storming the castle...


I was gonna leave because there isn't any bacon, but then I realized there is a global bacon shortage coming so I decided to stay and be around people who would understand my devastation.

No bacon shortage here, some of us stay stocked up on the important stuff and bacon is at the top of that list, then, guns, and ammo