The obesity epidemic

[Stschil]

As a rider to this proposed legislation, I heard that all Golden Corrals were being mandated to installing scales AND back scanner machines, to he manned and administered by the TSA.

All customers entering the establishment WILL be weighed prior to bellying up to the bar and charged upon leaving according to the difference.

The BS machines are to ensure that overtly skinny people aren't sneaking food to the obese.

Customers are allowed to opt out of the scales and scanners, however they will be taken to the side and searched.

SCOTUS has pre-approved this and stated they will hear no constitutional arguements about unlawful search and seizure as the Framers had no idea that there would be 'all you can eat' establishments in the 21st Century.


After all,,,,it's for our safety. Think of your children!

 

[navarre1095]

Hate speech such as this should be censored as well

 

[beararms1776]

That's okay. We can always use a ladle.

 

[Expat]

I weigh the same as I did in High School. That was 15 years ago. I understand there are legitimate reasons some folks are overweight, but they are few and far between. I do not dislike the obese because I can always out run then

Fattist

 

[TRWXXA]

That's okay. We can always use a ladle.

A utensil of mass destruction!!!

 

[Keyser Soze]

I lost 115 lbs in a little over 6 months. 80% of what I ate was mcdonalds. I had a double quarter pounder 5 out of 7 days a week. Our bodys are programmed to run off glucose. Reprogram them to run off saturated fat and your excess weight will disappear. No matter how heavy you are you will quickly get down to 20%bf.

 

[s-works]

The pre-ban twinkies are going to be worth a ton of money!

 

[ThrottleJockey]

What about spoon shrouds? Are they going to be banned too or allowed in order to limit the capacity of currently existing hi-cap spoons?

 

[rhino]

DON'T PANIC BUY YOUR HIGH-CAPACITY SPOONS YET!

I heard that MagPul is getting ready to unveil the P-Spoon. It will be far superior in every way to the current standard GI-spec high-capacity spoon, and it has a built-in cover.

 

[Fenway]

With windows or without?

 

[Stschil]

DON'T PANIC BUY YOUR HIGH-CAPACITY SPOONS YET!

I heard that MagPul is getting ready to unveil the P-Spoon. It will be far superior in every way to the current standard GI-spec high-capacity spoon, and it has a built-in cover.

 

[beararms1776]

Be prepared to show your DL when buying a spoon that holds over 1 tsp.

 

[rhino]

With windows or without?

The window costs $2.50 more per spoon, but I heard that pre-production samples had some issues with cracking.

 

[rich8483]

we should arrange an open carry day!

if we can show the public that you can own and be around a spoon safely without sudden compulsive eating, we might win a few votes.

these things dont just jump out of your hands and start eating in a crowding courtroom by themselves.

 

[Westside]

why should we limit it to high capacity spoons. what about the high capacity fork? or the hi capacity hand! how are we able to live with ourselves?


I think the only reasonable answer is to have a federal government official hand feed us for every meal.

 

[BigMatt]

The latest victim.

 

[navarre1095]

The purchase of more than a 4-piece setting should be reported.

 

[rhino]

why should we limit it to high capacity spoons. what about the high capacity fork? or the hi capacity hand! how are we able to live with ourselves?

I don't see any reason why anyone would need a high capacity fork. Spoons are good, but forks are just for killing people.

 

[navarre1095]

They certainly serve no sporting purpose.

 

[rhino]

They certainly serve no sporting purpose.

Yeah, you don't need a high capacity fork to hunt deer, right?