Today's You Can't Make This Sh*t Up News

[JCSR]

A woman has revealed that she's 'married' a six-foot male doll - and claims she is now in a polyamorous relationship with the toy and the zombie female doll she 'tied the knot' with six years ago.

Woman marries male doll after marrying woman zombie doll

Felicity Kadlec, from Massachusetts, wed inanimate beau Robert in a private ceremony at her home after being in a relationship together for eight years.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[tomcat13]

Lightfoot Hired to investigate Tiffany Henyard!

Lori Lightfoot hired to investigate embattled Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard

Lawyers for the south suburb argue trustees do not have the authority to appoint Lightfoot, and the hiring will likely be vetoed by Mayor Tiffany Henyard.

chicago.suntimes.com

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Lightfoot Hired to investigate Tiffany Henyard!

Lori Lightfoot hired to investigate embattled Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard

Lawyers for the south suburb argue trustees do not have the authority to appoint Lightfoot, and the hiring will likely be vetoed by Mayor Tiffany Henyard.

chicago.suntimes.com

Yep, being discussed here...

DEI Illinois Mayor Gone Wild

She’s not doing anything that Democrat politicians haven’t been doing for years in Chicago, she’s just going over the top and attracted attention to it. THIS. You can get away with this crap in a place the size of Chicago. And nobody will bat an eye. But in a small city of 20,000? Nope. Too...

www.indianagunowners.com

 

[BugI02]

Lightfoot Hired to investigate Tiffany Henyard!

Lori Lightfoot hired to investigate embattled Dolton Mayor Tiffany Henyard

Lawyers for the south suburb argue trustees do not have the authority to appoint Lightfoot, and the hiring will likely be vetoed by Mayor Tiffany Henyard.

chicago.suntimes.com

It's like the Eric Adams investigations, you can spend public money just about any way you want unless you go against the machine's wishes or go off the reservation on progressivism. If you do, they know all the tricks and where all the skeletons are and they throw you to the wolves

 

[printcraft]

Spaced out: Sheila Jackson Lee tells Texas students 'planet' moon is 'made up of mostly of gases' | Fox News

Rep. Sheila Jackson Lee, a Democrat from Texas, told students the moon was a planet and that it was made up of gases while speaking to them before the solar eclipse on April 8.

www.foxnews.com

 

[Ingomike]

 

[Ingomike]

Insider Confirms Leftist Bigotry Destroyed NPR

pjmedia.com

 

[BugI02]

'Mr Knight, Mr Jetta Knight - please pick up any white courtesy phone for an important message'

 

[TheGrumpyGuy]

'Mr Knight, Mr Jetta Knight - please pick up any white courtesy phone for an important message'

That's racist

 

[KLB]

Insider Confirms Leftist Bigotry Destroyed NPR

pjmedia.com

I've tried to listen to it on occasion, but I generally can't for long.

 

[printcraft]

Insider Confirms Leftist Bigotry Destroyed NPR

pjmedia.com

That report didn’t come from NPR so can we really trust it?

 

[Magyars]

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

 

[Ingomike]

Cool story, but WTF? We really are paying for the CG down near Australia? No wonder we have $30 trillion plus in debt…

“Three men rescued this week from a remote atoll in the Pacific were subsisting on coconuts and well water when a U.S. Navy plane spotted their plea for help Sunday, a Coast Guard spokeswoman said.”

Three Men Rescued From Remote Island in the Pacific Ocean After Spelling Out 'HELP' on the Beach With Palms | The Gateway Pundit | by Mike LaChance

This story sounds like something out of a movie but it is all too real.

www.thegatewaypundit.com

 

[DoggyDaddy]

Cool story, but WTF? We really are paying for the CG down near Australia? No wonder we have $30 trillion plus in debt…

“Three men rescued this week from a remote atoll in the Pacific were subsisting on coconuts and well water when a U.S. Navy plane spotted their plea for help Sunday, a Coast Guard spokeswoman said.”

Three Men Rescued From Remote Island in the Pacific Ocean After Spelling Out 'HELP' on the Beach With Palms | The Gateway Pundit | by Mike LaChance

This story sounds like something out of a movie but it is all too real.

www.thegatewaypundit.com

Because of the proximity to Guam I'm sure.

 

[actaeon277]

“Their initial goal was to fish around Pikelot, but the skiff was damaged when they approached the island due to the swells surging on the island and surrounding shoal,” Chief Warrant Officer Sara Muir of Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam told Stars and Stripes by email Thursday.

Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam


Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam


Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam

 

[rbhargan]

“Their initial goal was to fish around Pikelot, but the skiff was damaged when they approached the island due to the swells surging on the island and surrounding shoal,” Chief Warrant Officer Sara Muir of Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam told Stars and Stripes by email Thursday.

Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam


Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam


Coast Guard Forces Micronesia, Sector Guam

I would have thought that Biden would have sold Guam to the PRC by now.

 

[rugertoter]

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Good question.

 

[daddyusmaximus]

This may or may not be news to some of you, but the war on Christianity is real. I was typing a response to a person on facebook. All I was gonna put was "Thanks" because they had answered a question I had. The facebook auto-fill took my "thanks" and ran with it... After I put in the period and space, it went away, but when I backspaced to the end of "thanks" it came right back up. This is the new world order at work.

 

[rugertoter]

This may or may not be news to some of you, but the war on Christianity is real. I was typing a response to a person on facebook. All I was gonna put was "Thanks" because they had answered a question I had. The facebook auto-fill took my "thanks" and ran with it... After I put in the period and space, it went away, but when I backspaced to the end of "thanks" it came right back up. This is the new world order at work.


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FB sucks anyways.