Your favourite quotes?

[UNCLE HARLEY]

In the valley of the blind, the one eyed man is king--------Keith Flesch

 

[Redtbird]

"I don't mind living in a man's world, as long as I can be a woman in it." Marilyn Monroe

"Any man that tells you he understands women completely, will lie to you about other things." J.N. Tracy

"You didn't HAVE to be born!" Mother

 

[SSGSAD]

"To err is human; to forgive, divine"

NEITHER of WHICH, is MARINE CORPS Policy .....

 

[SSGSAD]

Clint Eastwood.....

Well, I reckon so.....

Do ya feel lucky, PUNK.....

Go ahead, make my day.....

Get off my lawn .....

John Wayne.....

Pilgrim, you've caused a lot of trouble here today, and someone ought to bust you in the mouth,

but I won't, I won't, the hell I won't !!!!!

 

[Bigdog357]

"Those of you who think you know it all are very annoying to those of us that do"

 

[EvilElmo]

Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne

 

[femurphy77]

"Stupid is supposed to hurt"-John Wayne

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

Feelin good's good enough. - Willem dafoe

my cat's breath smells like cat food.- Ralph wiggum

 

[femurphy77]

"After drinken all that takillya last night I could ship thru the eye of a needle"-Donnie Baker


Edited of course!

 

[oldpink]

"After drinken all that takillya last night I could ship thru the eye of a needle"-Donnie Baker


Edited of course!

"How 'bout a threesome, baby. Me, you, and some of this pork."
-Donnie Baker (again)

 

[kramer5702]

Am I the only person that Reads these quotes in the Morgan Freeman voice? I hope not...but it's funny lol

 

[semperfi211]

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses

 

[GodFearinGunTotin]

"I'm invincible!" The Black Knight.

 

[AngryRooster]

"The problem with internet quotes is they are seldom correct." -- George Washington

 

[phred]

"I'll rip your arm off and beat you with the bloody stump" and " I'll jerk your tongue out ny the roots and slap you with it" - Grandma lol

 

[Bill of Rights]

"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."

-Robert A. Heinlein

 

[Bill of Rights]

"If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude than the animating contest of freedom--go from us in peace. We ask not your counsels or arms. Crouch down and lick the hands which feed you. May your chains sit lightly upon you, and may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen!"

--Samuel Adams

 

[D-Ric902]

George Washington's
Farewell Address

"They serve to organize faction, to give it an artificial and extraordinary force; to put, in the place of the delegated will of the nation, the will of a party, often a small but artful and enterprising minority of the community; and, according to the alternate triumphs of different parties, to make the public administration the mirror of the ill-concerted and incongruous projects of faction, rather than the organ of consistent and wholesome plans digested by common counsels, and modified by mutual interests."

washington on political parties


and my sig

 

[Gluemanz28]

"We can agree to disagree"

What this really means is "you are still wrong and I'm tired of talking to you"

 

[jsharmon7]

"You can live a life so sheltered that when you're old and gray, all you can claim is to have lived long enough to become old. That is not my way."
- Ed Viesturs