104 years of deception: Titanic sinking reviewed

[ATM]

Turds also float.

...and ducks

...and witches.

 

[jamil]

How many buoyancy slaves would it take for you to care? How many human bodies, floating, bouncing off the sidewalk, pulverized in mid-air, would it take for you to stop this chattering and really engage?

What do you care about?

I'll find it ...eventually.

Not engaging in conspiracy theories != not caring. Participating in threads mocking conspiracy theories is how I chose to demonstrate my care for the innocent victims exploited by conspiracy theorists.

 

[oldpink]

Not engaging in conspiracy theories != not caring. Participating in threads mocking conspiracy theories is how I chose to demonstrate my care for the innocent victims exploited by conspiracy theorists.

QFT

 

[JollyMon]

NIST officials were discomforted when informed that after the Titanic took on water it weighted more than the upward buoyant force and its density was greater than 1 g/cm³.

 

[Alpo]

Bouyancy slaves....is that where the term "displaced persons" originated?

 

[jamil]

Bouyancy slaves....is that where the term "displaced persons" originated?

Eh, could be. The Titanic was YUGE and weighed 52KT. That calculates to requiring 2.658 ****-tons of bouyancy slaves to displace that much. Of course, a ****-ton is more floaty, so it was very efficient.

 

[Alpo]

Hence the term: "I'll bet that floats yer boat".

 

[OakRiver]

Icebergs can't melt steel beams, it was an inside job

The last job that I had in Belfast overlooked Harland and and Wolff, where the Titanic was built. There are a number of conspiracy theories about the sinking of the Titanic, including that the Titanic was switched out for it's sister ship the Olympic which was the subject of a substantial insurance claim, and another conspiracy theory is that the ship's owner J.P Morgan wanted the ship to go down as it would remove many prominent bankers who opposed his plans for a U.S. central bank.

Back home the joke was;
"What were the Catholics doing while the Protestants were building the Titanic?
Making the iceberg"

 

[ATM]

Not engaging in conspiracy theories != not caring. Participating in threads mocking conspiracy theories is how I chose to demonstrate my care for the innocent victims exploited by conspiracy theorists.

How pathetic your efforts must seem to the countless souls affected.

How self-satisfying it must be for you to casually admonish the very process of investigation, discovery and ultimately, justice.

Carry on, nobody has earned a beating in this thread.

 

[oldpink]

One can only wonder about the degree of butthurt that the hilarious satirical posts have aroused among the crowd.
Hopefully, it'll be enough to induce aneurysms.

 

[JettaKnight]

So many questions, I just can't decide what really happened.

1. Why were there no funerals in many cases? Not just closed caskets, but no caskets.
2. Why was there no footage released until 1997?
3. Why were the victims families seen pushing for lifeboats in the days and months that followed?
4. More telling, why was the push for lifeboats started before the sinking? Clearly someone screwed up on the schedule!
5. One of the victims seen in photo A from the footage recovered bears a striking resemblance to the man in photo B from 2015?

Photo A (footage from the Titanic):
View attachment 52198

Photo B (taken from a corporate meeting on Wall St.):
View attachment 52199

 

[ATM]

One can only wonder about the degree of butthurt that the hilarious satirical posts have aroused among the crowd.
Hopefully, it'll be enough to induce aneurysms.

I doubt you're capable of arousing or inducing even an ounce of butthurt.

Pity, certainly, but not butthurt. They're not even related.

What would it take for you to really engage? Boldness?

 

[littletommy]

Turds also float.

Unless you happened to have steel for dinner the night before.

 

[jamil]

How pathetic your efforts must seem to the countless souls affected.

How self-satisfying it must be for you to casually admonish the very process of investigation, discovery and ultimately, justice.

Carry on, nobody has earned a beating in this thread.

Your spin is at least entertaining. Non sequitur but entertaining.

So many questions, I just can't decide what really happened.

1. Why were there no funerals in many cases? Not just closed caskets, but no caskets.
2. Why was there no footage released until 1997?
3. Why were the victims families seen pushing for lifeboats in the days and months that followed?
4. More telling, why was the push for lifeboats started before the sinking? Clearly someone screwed up on the schedule!
5. One of the victims seen in photo A from the footage recovered bears a striking resemblance to the man in photo B from 2015?

Photo A (footage from the Titanic):
View attachment 52198

Photo B (taken from a corporate meeting on Wall St.):
View attachment 52199

Since we have a new standard denominator for rating posts in the conspiracy thread, I'll go 8/11. Falls just shy of 9/11.

I doubt you're capable of arousing or inducing even an ounce of butthurt.

Pity, certainly, but not butthurt. They're not even related.

What would it take for you to really engage? Boldness?

I have a theory. Consider that the butts may not feel pain because they're numb. Numb butts can't hurt because the feedback has been cut off. They simply don't know they're hurt.

 

[ATM]

Your spin is at least entertaining. Non sequitur but entertaining.

RULE #1 of the internet. I doubt you want me to help you connect the dots.

...I have a theory. Consider that the butts may not feel pain because they're numb. Numb butts can't hurt because the feedback has been cut off. They simply don't know they're hurt.

I have a signature finishing move that folks tend to remember, no ifs, ands or butts about it.

 

[oldpink]

[...]

I have a theory. Consider that the butts may not feel pain because they're numb. Numb butts can't hurt because the feedback has been cut off. They simply don't know they're hurt.

It's impossible for Lidocaine to numb butts.
The real source of the butt-numbing was an air cane from Mossad.

 

[indiucky]

...and witches.

The ability to tread water could get a young lady tied to a stake with kindling in the 16th century.....Nice reference bro!!!!

 

[indiucky]

So many questions, I just can't decide what really happened.

1. Why were there no funerals in many cases? Not just closed caskets, but no caskets.
2. Why was there no footage released until 1997?
3. Why were the victims families seen pushing for lifeboats in the days and months that followed?
4. More telling, why was the push for lifeboats started before the sinking? Clearly someone screwed up on the schedule!
5. One of the victims seen in photo A from the footage recovered bears a striking resemblance to the man in photo B from 2015?

Photo A (footage from the Titanic):
View attachment 52198

Photo B (taken from a corporate meeting on Wall St.):
View attachment 52199

And now he doesn't even believe ice bergs exist....

 

[jamil]

The ability to tread water could get a young lady tied to a stake with kindling in the 16th century.....Nice reference bro!!!!

By the time you figure in the corsets and laced boots and all, they're probably right. A woman who can tread water with all that crap on is conjuring something besides human ability.

 

[indiucky]

By the time you figure in the corsets and laced boots and all, they're probably right. A woman who can tread water with all that crap on is conjuring something besides human ability.

"Little help Satan..."

"What did thee say?"

"Need help standing????"