Having abdominal pain, need advice

[Alpo]

Could be the Karma thread generating bad Chi.

If you start hearing a low frequency rumble in your ears like a Hummer.....

 

[printcraft]

Could be the Karma thread generating bad Chi.

If you start hearing a low frequency rumble in your ears like a Hummer.....

That's the boner drone.

 

[shibumiseeker]

Sounds like you need an enema.

With friends like these he doesn't need enemas.

 

[hoosierdoc]

During my workout today I had the same pain. I went into the bathroom and felt much better after I peed. But the water was green when I finished any thoughts here?

 

[hoosierdoc]

With friends like these he doesn't need enemas.

not true, everyone needs enemas. Especially oatmeal ones.

 

[Frank_N_Stein]

During my workout today I had the same pain. I went into the bathroom and felt much better after I peed. But the water was green when I finished any thoughts here?

If I give you healthcare advice, does that mean you get to tell me how to do police work?

 

[Alpo]

I spoke with my buddy at Mayo. NO, not the clinic, the pub in Swinford, County Mayo.

He says ya need to lay off the kelp. Sushi is not necessary for a satisfied life.

 

[Woobie]

During my workout today I had the same pain. I went into the bathroom and felt much better after I peed. But the water was green when I finished any thoughts here?

Blue toilet bowel cleaner + yellow pee = green water.

 

[1DOWN4UP]

My kidney stone pain is always lower back or in kidney area.I would not wish on anyone.......Well almost not anyone.

 

[hoosierdoc]

Blue toilet bowel cleaner + yellow pee = green water.

Nailed it!

Frank, let's give it a shot. What can I offer advice on?

 

[Alamo]

Maybe it's my karma taking revenge. When I was about 22, I got a horrible pain in upper right quadrant of my abdomen. Felt like somebody was driving a stake through me from back to front. Went to ER. ER doc told me I had indigestion and gave me...a suppository. ?! Thanks. Pain went away in about 4 hours.

It would happen maybe once a year, always at some inconvenient late evening/middle of the night, when I didn't really want to get up and go to the ER. I was raised by Depression-era parents, you don't go to the doctor, especially the ER, for indigestion -- only for REAL sickness. Toughed it out, 3 or 4 hours later, gone. I would always forget to tell the doc at my annual physical.

Finally in my 40s, started happening more often. Got to be a real nuisance, enough that I remembered to mention it to the doc at my annual. I described it as the dull wooden stake, she said "that's a textbook description of gall stone." Took a few tests to catch the gall bladder in the act, but when we did, it got the death sentence. Surgeon yanked it out (but wouldn't give it to me to take home and shoot -- some likely story about sending it to pathology), and it never happened again. Booya!

So I figure this is my guardian angel finally taking revenge on an ER doc because that one 30 years ago missed the diagnosis and I spent 20+ years with "indigestion."

Karma, dood. You're suffering for the sins of your medical forebears.

 

[chocktaw2]

During my workout today I had the same pain. I went into the bathroom and felt much better after I peed. But the water was green when I finished any thoughts here?

Yeah, quit leaving the country. Spend your money in Mayberry.

 

[KG1]

Stop eating asparagus.

 

[awames76]

gall bladder ?? had mine out 7 yrs ago.

 

[SEIndSAM]

During my workout today I had the same pain. I went into the bathroom and felt much better after I peed. But the water was green when I finished any thoughts here?

Your early, it's not St. Patricks Day yet...

 

[PeaShooter]

Had a similar dull ache. Turned out to be my appendix.

 

[littletommy]

Just in case this is a parody thread: 6.1 out of 11.8

 

[halfmileharry]

This sounds like solid advice! Homemade. Garden hose attached to a 5 gallon drum. Don't be a wimp.

IF you have an old beer bong laying around you might be able to make it work as well.

 

[Clay Pigeon]

During my workout today I had the same pain. I went into the bathroom and felt much better after I peed. But the water was green when I finished any thoughts here?

Yes, throttle back on the Green Gatorade and the Fruity Pebbles.

 

[MrAverage]

Should contact all your sexual partners that they may have been exposed to a case of the dreaded green weenie. Usually gets spread around during annual performance reviews.