Having abdominal pain, need advice

[foszoe]

have you had an erection for longer than 4 hours?

 

[ChristianPatriot]

Anybody ever seen the episode of Scrubs where J.D. passes out when he poops? I do that sometimes. True story. It's not fun.

 

[hoosierdoc]

have you had an erection for longer than 4 hours?

Do you mean continuous or cumulative?

either way, no

 

[NyleRN]

Nailed it!

Frank, let's give it a shot. What can I offer advice on?

Say a guy helps out another guy and his wife comes up to you and kisses you unexpectedly. How should I respond?

 

[nbunga]

Say a guy helps out another guy and his wife comes up to you and kisses you unexpectedly. How should I respond?

Is she hot?

 

[littletommy]

Say a guy helps out another guy and his wife comes up to you and kisses you unexpectedly. How should I respond?

Well that seems very specific!

 

[amboy49]

Here, fill out these registration/information forms. Let me see a copy of your driver's license, insurance card, credit card you intend to pay with, copy of birth certificate, passport, library card, and LTCH. Once you produce those items, have seat in the waiting area. It's really quite busy tonite, full moon and everything you know. We'll probably get you in to see a doctor in the next couple of hours. That's assuming we don't have any more 10 car accident victims, heart attack victims, self induced drug overdose victims, or folks who don't have medical insurance and have a hang nail who show up at the ER.

If its actually a real kidney stone episode (I've had several) don't try to impress anyone in the admitting area you are experiencing unbearable pain, it doesn't seem to do any good. Unless you're leaving a pool of blood on the floor or you don't have a pulse, it's pretty difficult to get to move to the head of the line.

 

[red_zr24x4]

They are a party! They are either floating around harmlessly or they are knifing your guts, no in between.
I've found curling up in a ball helps better than laying down on your back.
Also vodka doesn't hurt unless you have something stronger laying around.

I would like to add crying.
I like to curl up in the fetal position and cry while holding my sides rocking back and forth

 

[SSGSAD]

I had a pain further down and rearward, but after 8 years it went away!

NOW, THAT is FUNNY, I don't care who you are .....

 

[SMiller]

Fiber suppliments. Softeners. Water.

Consult your dentist.

I think I see what you did there, you know his wife is a dentist right?

 

[chezuki]

Need me to check your prostate again?

 

[hoosierdoc]

I think I see what you did there, you know his wife is a dentist right?

yep

Need me to check your prostate again?

is it time again? I thought we had that scheduled every full moon

 

[mom45]

So is it Tequila or Vodka? I have the liquor cabinet open and can't decide what to pour. I'm pretty sure I don't want to mix these.

 

[SSGSAD]

Vodka, and OJ .....

 

[PistolBob]

Does your urine taste funny?

 

[chezuki]

Does your urine taste funny?

Not particularly.

 

[mom45]

Vodka, and OJ .....

So it's okay to mix it with something, just not tequila.

 

[SMiller]

Vodka, and OJ .....

OJ is for the Malibu Rum...

 

[WebSnyper]

My kidney stone pain is always lower back or in kidney area.I would not wish on anyone.......Well almost not anyone.

Yep, Kidney stone pain was kind of like clamping a vice grip on the kidney and no matter which way I tried to position myself it still hurt...

Guessing you know this, but they should be able to test your urine for blood, etc, in addition if needed, I've had xrays and another type of scan where they confirmed it. You also get a nice little strainer to take home.

 

[mom45]

OJ is for the Malibu Rum...

No...that's not right at all. Pineapple juice goes with the Malibu.