Hideous Handguns

[tv1217]

That's interesting enough to be an exception

 

[BigRed3588]

I'd have to throw this one in there. Although the location of the barrel does intrigue me. I'd like to try one out if I ever come across one.

 

[jamil]

Rhinos are pretty ugly. I had the opportunity to shoot a 4" and it was fun to shoot. I wouldn't say there's no recoil, but what recoil there is is straight back, so it feels a lot lighter than conventional .357 revolvers. I don't think I'll be purchasing one any time soon. It seems more like a novelty. But I would like to try the snubby sometime.

 

[JS1911]

My question is, WRT that bedazzled Walther, wouldn't the rhinestones on the chamber interfere with the motion of the slide, and cause a malfunction of some sort?

 

[jamil]

Now THIS is a hideous handgun:

I would hate for anyone to have to own this. It's so ocularly unpleasant, yet mesmerizing, I almost can't break my eyes from it. Hard to imagine the shear anguish of the poor souls who own one. I so feel sorry for you. Oh the humanity. The thought is unbearable to the depths of my inner being.

Oh, what the heck. My benevolent nature can take no more, so I'll make this offer. If any of you own one of these hideous two-toned, scandium framed, round bottomed, atrocities, I would be willing to liberate your weary eyes from having to gaze upon it any further. I'd even be willing to compensate you for it. Say $500?

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[aaron580]

I vote that revolver with the porn scene on it that was for sale on GB somebody posted on here a while back...

 

[nakinate]

I'd have to throw this one in there. Although the location of the barrel does intrigue me. I'd like to try one out if I ever come across one. View attachment 27012

I held a 6 inch Rhino at the 1500. I'm in love. The balance of it I amazing. Plus it looks straight out of sci-fi.

 

[caulfieldian]

This poor Delta Elite has a "prototype camo finish" done at the colt factory. Apparently spraypainting a gun at the factory gives it value. Saw this puppy on gunbroker.

 

[BehindBlueI's]

This monstrosity is apparently factory. Yup.

Iver Johnson 1911 Eagle LR Zombie 45 ACP 5in Pistol

 

[cmr13]

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This poor Delta Elite has a "prototype camo finish" done at the colt factory. Apparently spraypainting a gun at the factory gives it value. Saw this puppy on gunbroker.

What's the pattern called? MultiCow?

 

[caulfieldian]

That's what we might call it now...this abomination was probably painted when the "chocolate chip" pattern was the standard desert camo.

 

[88E30M50]

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This poor Delta Elite has a "prototype camo finish" done at the colt factory. Apparently spraypainting a gun at the factory gives it value. Saw this puppy on gunbroker.
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I'm guessing they had a 'bring your kid to work' day at Colt and this is what someone's 6 year old came up with. It's really sad that it's factory because that is probably what the poor pistol will be like for the remainder of it's life.

 

[caulfieldian]

I forgot to mention that the seller wants $3500 as the starting bid and the buy it now price is $4200. Yea. Good luck with that.

 

[lucky4034]

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This poor Delta Elite has a "prototype camo finish" done at the colt factory. Apparently spraypainting a gun at the factory gives it value. Saw this puppy on gunbroker.
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This is a damned shame.... maybe the worst case I've seen.

 

[Jeremy1066]

The beauty of a Glock is in it's lack of sexiness.

 

[Gunaria]

As much as I love milsurps, the CZ-52 is a fugly gun, and has the erognomic of a brick, the weight of one, and could probably bash someones skull in with it like you could with a brick. Also not a fan of the wierd wood-plastic grips like on the vz-58. And I dont like the roller delayed blowback system, its a pistol, not an MG-42 firing 8mm mauser at 1500 RPM

Complain much? The fireball and the ballistics of this round make up for it. It's cold war gorgeous!!!

 

[gungirl65]

Complain much? The fireball and the ballistics of this round make up for it. It's cold war gorgeous!!!

I have to admit I like the looks of it too. The fact that it looks so sturdy makes it a little on the sexy side. I like my guns to double as bludgeoning devices.

 

[Sm0keydaBear]

Must I say possibly the Hi-points as the most hideous firearms I've ever seen. Sure they may function and be able to be run over multiple times and still fire, but that does not change the fact it looks completely like something a child would make.

 

[Kagnew]

As much as I love milsurps, the CZ-52 is a fugly gun, and has the erognomic of a brick, the weight of one, and could probably bash someones skull in with it like you could with a brick. Also not a fan of the wierd wood-plastic grips like on the vz-58. And I dont like the roller delayed blowback system, its a pistol, not an MG-42 firing 8mm mauser at 1500 RPM

If you don't like its looks or its design, don't buy one. That just leaves another one for those of us who can appreciate a truly fine pistol.

(Oh, by the way, those "weird wood-plastic" grips are a material called Bakelite. Probably yet something else before your time and outside your vast wealth of firearms knowledge. Now, wipe the snot off your nose.)

 

[actaeon277]

I have to admit I like the looks of it too. The fact that it looks so sturdy makes it a little on the sexy side. I like my guns to double as bludgeoning devices.

That quotes gonna come back and bite you at your self defense trial.