MORATORIUM: I MUST STOP BUYING KNIVES

[rhino]

It's good to have friends!

 

[rvb]

So . . .

Some of you who know me in meatspace know that I've gotten out of control again. Therefore, the Knife Moratorium is now officially back in effect.

The clock started 31 DECEMBER 2016 at 21:10.

How many knives were in your cart when you clicked "place order" at 21:09?

 

[rhino]

How many knives were in your cart when you clicked "place order" at 21:09?

Only one . . . but it was a really nice tool!

 

[rhino]

INCIDENT REPORT:

We have a documented violation at approximately 13:50 on 15 JAN 2017.

A SOG B66-L PowerAssist Black Oxide Multi-Tool was purchased to replace a lost multi-tool. Price was $49.99.

Shame Mode engaged.

 

[Dean C.]

INCIDENT REPORT:

We have a documented violation at approximately 13:50 on 15 JAN 2017.

A SOG B66-L PowerAssist Black Oxide Multi-Tool was purchased to replace a lost multi-tool. Price was $49.99.

Shame Mode engaged.

Should have bought a Leatherman , extra shame mode now engaged

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

INCIDENT REPORT:

We have a documented violation at approximately 13:50 on 15 JAN 2017.

A SOG B66-L PowerAssist Black Oxide Multi-Tool was purchased to replace a lost multi-tool. Price was $49.99.

Shame Mode engaged.

Its always easy to rationalize. Ya, you're among friends...

No extra shame needed. "It was a replacement".

 

[rhino]

Its always easy to rationalize. Ya, you're among friends...

No extra shame needed. "It was a replacement".

I appreciate the consideration, but I have to take a hard line!

The clock is reset.

 

[rvb]

maybe you need a bigger wagon so you wont fall off it so easily.....

 

[BiscuitsandGravy]

I appreciate the consideration, but I have to take a hard line!

The clock is reset.

Its ok big-purple-rhino, we understand... Now something that may be considered 'shameful' is not providing a link to your new SOG Multi-tool for your INGO brothers and sisters. That may be a little selfish... Just sayin'...


Apparently $49.99 is a good price. The best I've found is $67+ 'shameful'.

 

[foszoe]

If Rhino is genuinely remorseful then restitution must be made. I will meet you and take possession of this item. Oh, and I will reimburse you your cost so you can start over. Just bring a valid receipt.

 

[ATM]

Harsh reality spoilers:

It's good to have friends!

They're only knives - even if you give them all names.

I appreciate the consideration, but I have to take a hard line!

The clock is reset.

Hitting the snooze button every time you fall off the wagon is not actually resetting the clock.

 

[rhino]

maybe you need a bigger wagon so you wont fall off it so easily.....

Touche', monsieur.

Its ok big-purple-rhino, we understand... Now something that may be considered 'shameful' is not providing a link to your new SOG Multi-tool for your INGO brothers and sisters. That may be a little selfish... Just sayin'...


Apparently $49.99 is a good price. The best I've found is $67+ 'shameful'.

D'OH! Sorry!

Here's the link at woot.com, but they're sold out! SOG PowerAssist Multi-Tool - Sports & Outdoors

If Rhino is genuinely remorseful then restitution must be made. I will meet you and take possession of this item. Oh, and I will reimburse you your cost so you can start over. Just bring a valid receipt.

D'OH! We see the limit to my contrition!

 

[Expat]

Personally I wouldn't count buying a multi-tool as a violation of a knife moratorium.

 

[Sylvain]

INCIDENT REPORT:

We have a documented violation at approximately 13:50 on 15 JAN 2017.

A SOG B66-L PowerAssist Black Oxide Multi-Tool was purchased to replace a lost multi-tool. Price was $49.99.

Shame Mode engaged.

If your previous tool was lost I don't think it counts as buying more knives for the sake of collecting.

 

[rhino]

Personally I wouldn't count buying a multi-tool as a violation of a knife moratorium.

Hmmmm . . .

We went through this on the tomahawk issue the first time around . . .

Hmmm . . .

 

[Sylvain]

Personally I wouldn't count buying a multi-tool as a violation of a knife moratorium.

This too, unless the multi-tool is a swiss army knife.
That's clearly a knife.

 

[Expat]

If anything, you bought pliers with accessories.

 

[foszoe]

Personally I wouldn't count buying a multi-tool as a violation of a knife moratorium.

enabler!!!!

 

[mikefraz]

If anything, you bought pliers with accessories.

The truth.

 

[rhino]

The pliers with accessories arrived.

I feel less dirty with the assistance of the INGO Rationalization Patrol!