NWI INGO General Post - Part 9

[actaeon277]

I don't get it.

 

[melensdad]

I don't get it.

Hangers represent abortions.

 

[melensdad]

Two Coffees in Heaven

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter
then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through
the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another
bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet
again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an Angelic
looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you
Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can
hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets
this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard
and once again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?'
he gasps as he is by now totally out of breath from all his
climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega,
but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Yes, please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
"Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

Keep your trust in God. Your president is an idiot.

 

[xfrostybeersx]

Bwahahaha

 

[bradmedic04]

Two Coffees in Heaven

Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack Obama meets a man with a beard.
'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son, I am St. Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter
then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.
Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than St. Peter,
Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs up through
the clouds and comes into a room where he meets another
bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'

'Why no,' he answers, 'I am Moses; Mohammed is higher still.'
Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy, he climbs the ladder yet
again. He discovers a larger room where he meets an Angelic
looking man with a beard. Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you
Mohammed?'

'No, I am Jesus, the Christ; You will find Mohammed higher up.'
Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man, oh man! Obama can
hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs ever higher.
Once again, he reaches an even larger room where he meets
this truly magnificent looking man with a silver white beard
and once again repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?'
he gasps as he is by now totally out of breath from all his
climbing.

'No, my son, I am Almighty God, the Alpha and the Omega,
but you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee?'
Obama says, 'Yes, please!'
As God looks behind him, he claps his hands and yells out:
"Yo, Mohammed, two coffees!"

Keep your trust in God. Your president is an idiot.

REPORTED!

 

[melensdad]

REPORTED!

Thank you, I consider that a compliment.

 

[bradmedic04]

Thank you, I consider that a compliment.

Yeah, that's why I wouldn't actually do it. Don't need you becoming full of yourself.

 

[sadclownwp]

Hangers represent abortions.

Well whatever gets the job done I guess.

 

[melensdad]

Yeah, that's why I wouldn't actually do it. Don't need you becoming full of yourself.

Thanks, but I am very regular. High fiber diet.

 

[MTN]

Well I'm at work broken down on 41 a little south of lake village. Was making a uturn on 41 when the glad hand broke and the trailer brakes locked up in the middle of the turn. Had to take the excavator off the trailer to be able to drag the trailer the rest of the way off the road. Waiting for garage to come out and fix it. THIS SUCKS

 

[CTC B4Z]

Terrible place to break down

 

[darkkevin]

Terrible place to break down

All kinds of freaks Round there!!

 

[CTC B4Z]

If you want just leave the excavator at my house. It'll get good use

 

[Andy219]

Ugh.

 

[MTN]

If you want just leave the excavator at my house. It'll get good use

If I could I would.

All fixed back on the road. Only will get one job done today.

 

[melensdad]

All kinds of freaks Round there!!

You mean around HERE?

 

[IN_Sheepdog]

Just saying hello to the new thread..... A fine grapey in hand, the aromatic smoke wafting it's way southwest toward the Clubhouse...

 

[CTC B4Z]

I need a skid steer or bobcat

 

[CTC B4Z]

Or a Kubota. Something I can use to pull stumps, clear trails, dig.

 

[CTC B4Z]

Wonder how financing works with tractors.