Alright, you, I see what you did there. You are not a helper.
DNR is usually given magical cop powers by the gun culture as they are the ones checking tax stamps as the boys in blue and brown have other matters to address.
I'M NOT A HELPER! I'M NOT A HELPER!
Wait, that doesn't sound like a compliment
Ok, so it's our fault they have those magical cop powers, then? Crap.