SHTF Birth Control

[Hemingway]

Another prepper and I were discussing over lunch today the potential difficulties of delivering children in a post-SHTF scenario.

As such, we're coming out with a vasectomy kit one could use to perform the procedure on himself with just items you already have on hand (Whiskey, signal mirror, Surefire, tourniquet, kevlar string and AK dust cover).

All packaged up in small container that fits in any bugout bag.

More news forthcoming.

 

[jblomenberg16]

Not sure if serious....

 

[buzzined]

Not sure if I even want to hear the "more news"

 

[Mosinowner]

 

[mrjarrell]

Knock yourself out, bubba. Let us know how the trial run works out.

 

[Mosinguy]

....alrighty then.

 

[Bunnykid68]

tagged

 

[mjones]

haha you go first

 

[a zone]

Be aware that you might have some slight swelling and discomfort.

 

[Hemingway]

Not sure if I even want to hear the "more news"

It won't be as bad as the time Steve Tarani and I were having dinner in a nice restaurant and he told the story of the Ranger who performed hemorrhoid surgery on himself with a fixed blade Strider Karambit...

 

[tv1217]

 

[Mackey]

I don't get this at all.
So in this SHTF fantasy, you're just going to survive until you die. No effort towards survival of the species... just you, until you eek out your final, .... what ... 20, 30 more years of exsistence until you expire, with your cold, dead hands clutching your emasculated testicles?????
Excuse me, but you may need that seed to father the next generation of survivalists. You're progeny may be the things that actually save your ass in this imaginary, post-SHTF world.
Leave the boys alone!

 

[Bunnykid68]

I don't get this at all.
So in this SHTF fantasy, you're just going to survive until you die. No effort towards survival of the species... just you, until you eek out your final, .... what ... 20, 30 more years of exsistence until you expire, with your cold, dead hands clutching your emasculated testicles?????
Excuse me, but you may need that seed to father the next generation of survivalists. You're progeny may be the things that actually save your ass in this imaginary, post-SHTF world.
Leave the boys alone!

Good point. How about a kit on reversing a vasectomy

 

[Mackey]

Good point. How about a kit on reversing a vasectomy

Oh man, I'm laughing my Pre-SHTF ass off. (can we say ass on this forum?)

 

[Bunnykid68]

Oh man, I'm laughing my Pre-SHTF ass off. (can we say ass on this forum?)

Yes, you may say ass. But if it the world needs repopulating I want to help, not just pretend to be trying

 

[giovani]

Yes, you may say ass. But if it the world needs repopulating I want to help, not just pretend to be trying

Small rubber hose and super glue

 

[tv1217]

I don't get this at all.
So in this SHTF fantasy, you're just going to survive until you die. No effort towards survival of the species... just you, until you eek out your final, .... what ... 20, 30 more years of exsistence until you expire, with your cold, dead hands clutching your emasculated testicles?????
Excuse me, but you may need that seed to father the next generation of survivalists. You're progeny may be the things that actually save your ass in this imaginary, post-SHTF world.
Leave the boys alone!

I'll gladly do my part.


No fat chicks.













OK fat chicks too.

 

[churchmouse]

Another prepper and I were discussing over lunch today the potential difficulties of delivering children in a post-SHTF scenario.

As such, we're coming out with a vasectomy kit one could use to perform the procedure on himself with just items you already have on hand (Whiskey, signal mirror, Surefire, tourniquet, kevlar string and AK dust cover).

All packaged up in small container that fits in any bugout bag.

More news forthcoming.

WHAT>>>>>REALLY.....No freaking way anyone gets a knife out and comes (Wow, that just came out, oops again) towards the boys. Want to die after surviving the initial drama of the big catastrophe, try this.

 

[Mackey]

I'll gladly do my part.

No fat chicks.


OK fat chicks too.

In other words ... "anything female that is walking upright on two legs."

But...
That would include female sasquatch ... I hear that the strong musky smell is hard to stand ...

 

[atvdave]

Or just use this???