Were you "Crop dusted" at the Jan 1500

[TheLoneRaider]

I crop dusted people and pointed at the wife when people smelled it.

 

[Coaster]

Every day I get up and wonder.... What am I going to learn on INGO today? You never let me down. Thanks.

 

[Kingpin]

Yep Coaster same here.

 

[sbnewsom]

Best crop dust every was at Tipton gun show a few years ago. The guy in front of me called out the "Duster" in a very load voice. Yelled out " this guy pooped himself" (several times using the S-word) while pointing. Don't know if the dude really did poop himself, but everyone knows, at a certain age you just can't trust a fart. Honestly, had hints of sourdough bread and sausage. Truly a gruesome memento.

Damn this has me in tears!!!!

 

[imasmokin]

I learned a new term today!!!!

 

[jetmechG550]

As someone that travels the world for work and gets to experience some of the finest travel destinations known to man I have found that crop dusting Las Vegas BLVD is by far the best with the Champ Ellysee in Paris running a close second. A crowded auditorium like the 1500 would seem ideal until you realize the guy next to you smells like your very best potion all the time and your "dust" gets lost in the moment.

 

[other dave]

Best crop dust every was at Tipton gun show a few years ago. The guy in front of me called out the "Duster" in a very load voice. Yelled out " this guy pooped himself" (several times using the S-word) while pointing. Don't know if the dude really did poop himself, but everyone knows, at a certain age you just can't trust a fart. Honestly, had hints of sourdough bread and sausage. Truly a gruesome memento.

Sounds like an epic failure of the air/sh*t separator! Didn't get "crop dusted" at the 1500 but a buddy of mine CD'd me at the Linton show today. On the bright side I won't have to trim my nose hair for at least a month!

 

[Gunaria]

Wow a whole thread dedicated to flatulence.

 

[GPD177]

What about the crop dusters infamous evil cousin, the SHART ?

 

[BogWalker]

What about the crop dusters infamous evil cousin, the SHART ?

There are some things not fit for polite conversation!

 

[roisigns]

I thought that you all were referring to that terrible smell by the INGO booth Sat. afternoon. They said it was burnt popcorn but I thought maybe some antigunner had released bad gas.

 

[chezuki]

Crop dusting is for amateurs. With a little practice you can "throw" them directly at your intended victim.

 

[BGDave]

If you can "throw" them you may want to check your tactics. They should be feathery light and pleasing to the touch.

 

[Hookeye]

I only crop dust management at work, would never subject my fellow shooting brothers and sisters to such evil.

Thankfully most of management seem to be mouth breathers

Max effect!

 

[BGDave]

I'm out of rep. Some one get this guy. Mouth breathers. Ick ick ick in a good way.

 

[THard6]

I'm more mature than this..

 

[chezuki]

I'm more mature than this..

I never want to be more mature than this. Farts will be funny until the day I die.

 

[Hookeye]

I never want to be more mature than this. Farts will be funny until the day I die.

Yup, it's probably best to drop arse here and not when meeting St. Peter.

 

[Doug B]

It's always better to be crop dusted than to be fertilized.

 

[GPD177]

Mouth Brethers!!!!!!!!!!! Does that mean they tasted your crop dusting ?