Your favourite quotes?

[TWalker]

It's hard to be humble when you're as great as I am
--Ali

 

[Timjoebillybob]

"Don't believe anything you hear, and only half of what you think you see" circa 197?, my Grandpa paraphrased from E.A. Poe circa 1845.

"Don't make me stop this car" My Mom, many many times over many years....

"NIAGARA FALLS, slowly I turned step by step... " If you don't know of it my condolences.

 

[actaeon277]

Life's tough. It's tougher if you're stupid. -- John Wayne

 

[actaeon277]

 

[sugarcreekbrass]

"When God made man he made him out of string. He had a little left so he made that little thing. When God made woman he made her out of lace. He didn't have enough so he left that little space." -Long Gone (baseball movie 1987) Long Gone (TV Movie 1987) - IMDb

 

[MAJB Retired]

"Nuke um all let god sort it out"

 

[MAJB Retired]

Government is not the solution to our problem; government is the problem.

"Ronald Regan"

 

[D-Ric902]

I saw two drag queens trying to see how many crackers
They could shove up each other's nose
I'd like to erase my mind completely but I suppose
That's just the way it goes

Weird Al
(musical quote alert)

 

[actaeon277]

“Una Salus Victis Nullam Sperare Salutem - (Latin - written 19 BC)
The only hope for the doomed, is no hope at all...”
― Virgil, The Aeneid

 

[Woobie]

"The object of war is not to die for your country, but to make the other b*****d die for his." -George Patton

 

[indiucky]

"Lord grant that I may always be right, for thou knowest I am hard to turn" Scots-Irish Prayer

"Let he who is without sin cast the first stone." Laid off Jewish Carpenter

"When guns are outlawed only the Government will have guns, and of course a few outlaws like me" Edward Abbey

"Question Authority, all authority, even Thoureau's" Edward Abbey

 

[JollyMon]

"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgement that something else is more important than fear."- Ambrose Redmoon

 

[CathyInBlue]

"Arguing with them is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how brilliant your game, it just struts around knocking pieces over and crapping on the board." — Thor, INGOer, on discussing politics with Liberals

 

[AngryRooster]

Just heard this on a Supernatural rerun, thought it was good.

Sam: "When I told dad I was scared of the thing in my closet he gave me a .45"
Dean: "Well what was he supposed to do?"
Sam: "I was 9 years old."



Sounds reasonable.

 

[Fordtough25]

"It's the Indian not the arrow" I heard it from Kyle Defoor but plenty have spoken it before.

 

[Strug]

Deez nutz - some rapper

 

[hoosierdaddy1976]

"**** me runnin'"

don't know who first said it, but I do about forty times a day.

 

[Wolfhound]

When trouble arises and things look bad, there is always one individual who perceives a solution and is willing to take command. Very often, that person is crazy. -Dave Barry

 

[actaeon277]

A pretty face.
Don't make no pretty heart.
I learned that buddy.
From the start.

(Robert Palmer)

 

[RobbyMaQ]

"Shh... listen...
You smell something?"

-Ray (Ghostbusters)