Man Rules - penalty list

[Jack Ryan]

Revoke man card for wearing flip flops more than 50 feet from a body of water capable of total emersion of said man.

Penalized a six pack for mention of any movie reference as proof of manliness of any item or behaviour.

 

[360]

Revoke a man card for permed hair too.

 

[jghelton]

What about when your wife asks you to HOLD her purse?

 

[Eddie]

Revoke yer man card if you receive a manicure or a pedicure.

Penalized a twelve pack if you get yer hair cut in any place called a salon.

 

[360]

What about when your wife asks you to HOLD her purse?

I don't qualify that if it's under 2-3 minutes. Over that, and it's questionable.

 

[jghelton]

I don't qualify that if it's under 2-3 minutes. Over that, and it's questionable.

alright ...lol just checkin ....cuz yall know it happens

 

[HandK]

Revoke yer man card for wearing those rubber shoes without heals in them or better known as cogs!!!

 

[Jack Ryan]

What about when your wife asks you to HOLD her purse?

Key word here is ASKS and she must have been behaving up to standards for the past week. 10 minute pass for purse holding to be followed by 30 minutes of "purse" holding late on demand if you know what I mean.

 

[Jack Ryan]

Revoke yer man card for wearing those rubber shoes without heals in them or better known as cogs!!!

Followed by public ridicule if they are camo

 

[ihateiraq]

i wear flip flops and get manicures.

 

[Eddie]

i wear flip flops and get manicures.

Man card revoked.

 

[HandK]

i wear flip flops and get manicures.

Report at once to the womens only thread!!!

 

[42769vette]

Revoke yer man card for wearing those rubber shoes without heals in them or better known as cogs!!!

this

 

[tyler34]

I wear nothing but flip flops once the weather is above freezing until it goes back to freezing. burl thinks its hilarious.

 

[ihateiraq]

Man card revoked.

Report at once to the womens only thread!!!

dont confuse you being old for me having a lack of manliness.

 

[JBusch8899]

Man card to be revoked if one starts screwing his brother's/friend's/et al's wife.

Perfectly okay if you don't know the guy, maybe.

 

[tyler34]

revocation of man card if you don't hold open doors for women in public. even the ugly ones.

 

[Jack Ryan]

i wear flip flops and get manicures.

Round for the house penalty for admitting it.

Put some frigging shoes on son. This ain't Kalifornya

 

[451_Detonics]

revocation of man card if you can quote any line from "Sex in the City"

 

[Mrmonte]

I wear Crocs when im fishing, does that count? They are tan and I have never worn them in public except for on the water.-Hey, its still better than a grown man in sandels!