Man Rules - penalty list

[EvilleDoug]

man card revoked for wearing any shoes that do not have a complete upper to them. i.e. - slide in shoes

 

[EvilleDoug]

man card revoked for this:

 

[FordMan08]

I have a pair of realtree camo crocs.....size 15....bring it.

 

[360]

AUTOMATIC MAN CARD REVOKE if you personaly ,,, or you allow any other person to stick anything up your bunghole!!!! this includes gerbils, beads, rubber objects, bottles, toy cars, etc....

I don't think there has ever been a post where I could use nearly every smiley. Until now.

 

[EvilleDoug]

Your an INGO member, you can do what you want, but those shoes are not for me.

 

[ihateiraq]

Absofrigginlutely.

Also, the only thing worse than a limp handshake is someone that greets you with 4-finger and no thumb handshake...No, I'm not going to reach for your hand, pick it up and kiss it.

thats how i always shake womens hands. sans the kiss...unless im drunk and shes hot.

 

[FordMan08]

I don't think there has ever been a post where I could use nearly every smiley. Until now.

Its that smiley that scares me...lol

 

[Benny]

thats how i always shake womens hands. sans the kiss...unless im drunk and shes hot.

I would consider it if it was a single female and I was on the prowl, but I'm not, so if I'm introducing myself to a female, I do it professionally.

 

[CW9]

I wear flip flops and tighter pants, but its ok because I have an epic beard and carry a .45.

 

[homeless]

AUTOMATIC MAN CARD REVOKE if you personaly ,,, or you allow any other person to stick anything up your bunghole!!!! this includes gerbils, beads, rubber objects, bottles, toy cars, etc....

What about when the Doc want to stick a camera up there?
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[Benny]

I wear flip flops and tighter pants, but its ok because I have an epic beard and carry a .45.

Well, that's debatable...How tight of pants are we talking here???

 

[E5RANGER375]

man card revoked,,,, if you wear a thong AT ANY TIME!! especialy in private!!!

ONE EXCEPTION: you are involved in a PAID porn film with no less than 5 REAL NATURALY BORN WOMEN that are hot, and the thongs must be removed in 30 seconds or less!!!

 

[ihateiraq]

I would consider it if it was a single female and I was on the prowl, but I'm not, so if I'm introducing myself to a female, I do it professionally.

an environment where youre drinking usually precludes professionalism, and im always on the prowl.

 

[E5RANGER375]

What about when the Doc want to stick a camera up there?
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thats ok as long as all other options have been exhausted and he is a certified MD and its an official medical examination.

BUT if you stroke his hair while he is doing it then it a permanent man card revokation!!!!!

 

[homeless]

I wear flip flops and tighter pants, but its ok because I have an epic beard and carry a .45.

PICS of said beard or GTFO! *InGo will decide the epicness of your Man Mane
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[Benny]

an environment where youre drinking usually precludes professionalism, and im always on the prowl.

I thought you are married?

 

[Lex Concord]

Doesn't this "man card" disintegrate if you spend too much time worrying about what might get points taken off your man card?

 

[POC]

I wear Crocs at work, they are comfortable.

I get to poke people with needles.

 

[ihateiraq]

I thought you are married?

nope.

 

[Benny]

I have a pair of realtree camo crocs.....size 15....bring it.

Sure, why not...

I wear a 15 as well and know how hard it is to find foot apparel...You had to have actively sought out a pair of these to find a pair that big...