I like your sense of humor. If someone walked into one of my family reunions he would have multiple targets. Seriously, sometimes it's hard to tell how much someone has had. My wife's uncle was hauled into court along with the private club he bartended at because he failed to notice a guy was getting plastered. The dude left the building, got in his car, turned onto a major county road and immediately crossed the center line and head-ond a young mother and killed her instantly.I agree 100%
I always aim for the drunk guys first. They're slow.