Tactical Pens?

[malern28us]

I have invented the tactical paperclip and tactical paper. I am selling them for $5 each or both for $7.50. I am sure someone is dumb enough to buy into it just like people buy into tactical pens. I will even introduce you to your own tactical thumb and finger! I will only charge you $1 for this!
Although, it may not be tactical to make sure that you are all tactically prepared on the tactical side of the state.

 

[bwframe]

Someone very close to me bought me a tactial pen and I use it daily. It is a Tuffwriter Titanium EDC series...

No one is that close to me.

 

[TopDog]

I have invented the tactical paperclip and tactical paper. I am selling them for $5 each or both for $7.50. I am sure someone is dumb enough to buy into it just like people buy into tactical pens. I will even introduce you to your own tactical thumb and finger! I will only charge you $1 for this!
Although, it may not be tactical to make sure that you are all tactically prepared on the tactical side of the state.

I think most people in this thread down play the tactical part of these pens. Not many can afford to pay $200 plus for the latest and greatest. I bought every one of mine off of eBay and paid very little for them. Now that they have become somewhat the rage with people going goo goo over anything labeled tactical they are pricey even on eBay.

I have seen tactical paper on eBay. I think its billed as all weather paper and you need a special pen to write on it.

 

[malern28us]

I think most people in this thread down play the tactical part of these pens. Not many can afford to pay $200 plus for the latest and greatest. I bought every one of mine off of eBay and paid very little for them. Now that they have become somewhat the rage with people going goo goo over anything labeled tactical they are pricey even on eBay.

I have seen tactical paper on eBay. I think its billed as all weather paper and you need a special pen to write on it.

oh wow! I was just being as sarcastic as possible. I didnt even realize there was tactical paper. You haven't seen a tactical paperclip yet though, have you?

 

[TopDog]

oh wow! I was just being as sarcastic as possible. I didnt even realize there was tactical paper. You haven't seen a tactical paperclip yet though, have you?

No Sir, but I bet you have got some wheels turning by bringing it up.

 

[Sylvain]

Tactical paper is just black paper, if you write with a black tactical pen on it your enemy cant see this what you wrote (you cant either but that's not the point).
It's very tactical to draw secret maps for secret tactical operations and such on this tactical paper.If you get caught your enemeny wont get your attack plans written on tactical paper.
Best stuff since tactical toilet paper in my opinion.

 

[ATM]

Dang. I lost my pen.

Hey, I found my pen!

Now I have 2 - I will dual wield them.

 

[ATM]

i came up with my own design that i'm trying to bring to market. I call it the I.S. (impact scribe). The first few are free if you promise to do a review afterwards. Send me a pm with the headline "vitamink, i want your tactical pen i.s." then fill the body of the message with what you'd do with my pen i.s. if i gave it to you for free.

I'll post the winners messages on here.

I think the pen i.s. should probably come in a protective wrapper of some sort.

Think of the children!

 

[jb1911]

I've heard that the tactical pen is mightier than the tactical sword.

I'll stick with the tactical Glock 26.

 

[TopDog]

I'll stick with the tactical Glock 26.

That's great, but you can't write a note to your wife with a Glock 26.

 

[colt45er]

That's great, but you can't write a note to your wife with a Glock 26.

Just get a piece of plywood and practice your aiming....nothing like a note left in wood splinters!!

 

[TopDog]

Just get a piece of plywood and practice your aiming....nothing like a note left in wood splinters!!

Sorry to say I'm not that good of a shot. When I shoot a smiley face on a target at 7 yards it just looks like a warped circle.

 

[ashby koss]

Picked up a Jotter the other day when I stopped in at Staple's on the recommendations from this thread.

Nice pen and not so expensive that I'll feel very bad when I lose it.

Who really wants a re-usable pen after its been through someones Jugular anyways. I say Parker Jotter, if I leave it... somewhere.. after a few strokes. A) I don't care about a pen at that point and B) I can buy another one, I'll take the $10 hit for NOT having to clean it...

 

[TopDog]

Don't really have anything to add, just want to revive an old thread. Live dang it, live!